There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows
bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain
the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall
There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire
Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines
The syndicate are security or repair men
The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget
Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam
A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green
GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
They are known as the twin mother goddesses
Motherinnit is the god of life water and the day she watches over the young
Mumza is the god of death sky and the night she watches over the old
I want to see a scene where sausage using his experience as a villain in season 1 try’s to talk jimmy out of his villain arc
I was watching nothing left to lose from tangled the series and the inspiration hit me
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
In there childhood Lizzie was very overprotective towards jimmy
Which was understandable because he was always trying to do stuff that wasn’t safe for him to do
like eating stuff that where not edible or trying to befriend hostile sea creatures like sharks piranhas and salmon the last one being the newest threatening creature that causes the most life changing accident of the two siblings lives
It happened one day while he was playing Lizzie had left him Alone for only a second when he saw a friendly looking salmon he went to go pet it or strike up a conversation with one of his new neighbors depending on how intelligent the salmon where
But as soon as jimmy approached the harmless looking fish he quickly discovered that it was very much not harmless the salmon lunged at him and attacked
just as the salmon attacked Lizzie returned just in time to witness the fish clamp it’s jaws on one of his body parts
the injury was not lethal and was easily taken care of but the encounter was incredibly traumatizing for jimmy and from that moment on he could not even look at A salmon with out being triggered
unfortunately there home was soon completely taken over by the salmon they where everywhere jimmy couldn’t even look out the window with out seeing a salmon
Before Jimmy hatched Lizzie promised she would protect him no matter what so decided to head towards the direction the salmon came from
She said she would drive them from the place they called home for thousands of years and return home but she didn’t return and jimmy stayed in there house to afraid to even look out side just waiting for his sister for hundreds of years he lived in fear
Until till one day he snapped his fear turned to rage the salmon where why his sister left why he had nightmares and why he was living in constant fear he decided to follow his sister to the surface killing as many salmon as he could along the way and so even when he reached the shore and forgot his past he still had the trauma and rage that came with those lost memories
but also he still had those feelings from when he was happy little boy with out a trouble in the ocean before his life fell apart around him he still had his love for his sister and while it was hazy and muted it was still there
I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods
they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains
Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral
oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time
Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic
the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with
False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in
Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest
Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false
pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old
so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods
@weird-king-eli
Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations
Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means
Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia
Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order
Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons
Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)
Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2
Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp
Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)
Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red
Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school
Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)
Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)
false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires
Remember when Joel dressed up as ken for the Halloween party in tumble town and now Jimmy is also dressed as ken in new life
they really do match but this time they probably didn’t plan it ahead of time
In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch
He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any
One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for
So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed
Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could
by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins
He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won
Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth
Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends just like how they became friends irl
The wither rosé alliance are the homework gems that the diamonds send to earth in the cod alliance Gemcyt au
Fwhip is a peridot and kinda like jasper in that he is spiteful his want for revenge is mostly because they stranded him on earth so it’s not like he want to shatter them instead he makes it his life’s mission to make their lives harder and as inconvenient as possible
He also starts to enjoy earth technology among other earth stuff and eventually defects
Gem came from the same batch as fwhip and is the slightly older one when she hears that fwhips mission went wrong she went down there herself to find him
she’s the easiest to convince after all she prioritized her brother over fallowing home world and by leaving without permission is not be welcomed back
Sausage is a quartz that was sent to guard fwhip as he fixed the warp pad and made sure the gem experiments were progressing as planned
But there ship was destroyed and they were forced to run and found shelter in a cave in a mountain
Over time sausage alongside fwhip started to appreciate the earth sausage especially liked dogs(bubbles) but despite being the friendliest he was the hardest out of the bunch to get to their side
he like peridot tricked them and took a direct line to the diamonds from the moon base and was going to use it to go back to home world but instead he told them about how great the earth was and insulted a diamond to their face
So Unfortunately the moment that sausage became an actual crystal gem came at the cost of the diamonds gaining the knowledge that there was still crystal gems on earth
But before that during the time when sausage and fwhip were living in a cave and just after gem made it to earth and joined them in the cave Sausage left them because he saw the writing on the wall and got away from the traitors
He found corrupted pearl and befriended her kinda she was a gem monster with a scrabbled mind and body but she was a very small gem monster and the first being with a gemstone other the fwhip and gem who he just left so he stuck with her
When all the corrupted gems were cured and she returned she didn’t remember sausage like how sausage during the hermitcraft empires crossover knew pearl but she had no clue what he was talking about
but they did end up become real friends and their conversations became a lot less one sided
inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves
Just found out that bbh used to be called saints of games
and now he’s a demon
Fallen angel bbh my beloved !