Like The Flock In Cannon They Named Them Selves

wilbur isekai au

There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows 

 bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain 

the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall 

There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire

Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines 

The syndicate are security or repair men 

The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget 

Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam

In the gemcyt au pixlriffs is a human historian that finds and documents abandoned gem structures

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

Empires smp monster high au 

jimmy is a combination of honey swamps and Venus mcflytrap 

instead of honeys southern belle theme he goes for a cowboy theme 

he was raised in a swamp away from both normies and monsters he was a wild child before going to monster high 

so to summarize he’s a fishy slimy plant monster with a cowboy boy inspired style and terrible social skills 

Lizzie is just like Posea Reef and is the daughter Poseidon 

she has shiny blue scales covering her skin and bright pink hair and she is very tall 

she is a half human that was raised amongst normies so the monster thing is new to her she used to look different so the change in appearance and instincts freaks her out when she thinks about it to hard 

so to summarize shes an out of her depth neon demigoddess that just grew gills one day 

joel is a descendent of dr hyde like Jackson 

he transforms into a monster sometimes and his monster self is empires season 2 Joel 

He’s not a god but he’s made out of stone with stone skin like Rochelle Goyle the gargoyle

he looks like a Greek statue brought to life with glowing electric green hair and lightning powers instead of fire 

like Jackson joel doesn’t know he’s a monster and like in cannon even when given proof he doesn’t believe it he believes in monsters and goes to monster high but he refuses to believe he’s a monster 

instead of being a scientist like his ancestors he is an artist 

to summarize he’s a normal dude that goes to monster high or so he thinks he’s keeping a very shock secret from himself 

the three bond over feeling like outcast 

Lizzie and joel also can relate to each others changing bodies they make normie references and teach Jimmy about normie and monster social norms 

Lizzie and jimmy bond over being fish and become seablings 

jimmy and joel have known each other longer but not by much Lizzie only stated at monster high in the middle of the year but before that joel was ignored because he was a normie and Jimmy who didn’t know why everybody was ignoring him decided to become his friend 

Are you tired of all these young whippersnappers dominating every poll?

Well, get ready for the Retirement Home Rumble!

This is your chance to submit your most beloved (or hated, who am I to judge?) elderly characters and see them fight to the death against their fellow old people!

Rules:

Character must be considered old in their canon (no set age limit since this can vary based on species and the like)

To try to keep it more fair, I will only be including one character per source material. HOWEVER if they are part of a pair of old people that must not be separated at all costs, I will allow them to compete together as a team.

Keeping with the previous point, you may submit real people, but since I think it would be funny, I am counting real life as a source material, so only a single irl old person will be able to compete.

No HP characters, but everything else is free game

Have fun!

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Submissions will be open until June 10th

Jimmy was like Icarus he tried to defy the watchers and because he got so confident and careless he fell

He reached for the sky but it was all for nothing

The most scene hot topic pastel color kitty hats ever made

Jimmy has this weird habit where he gets very attached to and obsessed his headgear so bad boy Jimmy could also have a hat specifically an edgy cat hat

This Is Also Fun To Visualize. Joel Gets Cool Sunglasses, Grian Gets A Steampunk Top Hat, And Jimmy's Over Here With A Helmet & Cat Ears. This Flavor Of BadBoys Is A Mess /aff

think it’s cool how tango and Scott the two people who jimmy are most frequently paired with have heavy associations with the elements of fire and ice because characters with power over those elements are often opposites in temperament and personality which is the case for them as well so the fact that jimmy is close with both of them I think says something about jimmy

hazbin hotel headcanon Sir Pentious and redemption

I’ve been seeing some fans speculating that it will be revealed that Sir Pentious lost his memories and at first I wrote it off because if he forgot about his time at the hotel then all of his progress would be erased 

But it would make a lot of sense if when a sinner is redeemed they manifest in heaven with memory loss 

Because I refuse to believe that in all of hells history not one of the millions of souls got redeemed until Sir Pentious

So i think that there has been many citizens of hell who have gone to heaven but because they were no names who didn’t remember ever going to hell nobody noticed 

if you have multiple hcs, go with your fave or the one you have the most reasoning for

i'll go first with the objectively correct order: pearl oldest because Vibes, jimmy as the middle child because he's the punching bag (canary), grian as the youngest because of his chaotic gremlin energy

rb with your reasoning (read: propaganda) in the tags!