This Is Inaccurate If Jimmy Had A Gun He Would Literally And Figuratively Shoot Himself In The Foot Cutting

Pjo au scott

For my pjo au I can’t decide who Scott’s parent is 

He could be the son of iris the personification of the rainbow. my reasons for this is that in empires season 2 Scott’s empire is literally called chromia. also Scott is gay and the flag is a rainbow. On websites I checked Iris either has mom or dad that is an ocean god or nymph which ties into the mean gills 

Or he could be a son of Athena if any of the life smp members were to be a child of Athena it would be Scott. He prefers to play smart and keep a level head. If he is a Athena kid then he’s going to have the grey eyes and blonde hair all of Athena’s children have but he dyes his hair teal

People might say he’s an Aphrodite kid because he’s flirty and super thirsty and in witchcraft smp he was a romantic but I like the other ideas better 

White Steven au Connie

White Connie would be more like her mother Instead of giving Steven patient advice she would give strict lectures 

like in the show she would come to understand her mom more but in the cannon of the show she does that by putting herself in her moms shoes and piecing together her reasons for being a strict mom but white Connie would not have to imagine being in her shoes because white Steven would have a big head and be very out of touch she would be more authoritative and blunt instead of being gentle and carful with her words like a mom she would be straightforward like a teacher 

In the beginning she would have Steven control her so he can handle the stressful introductions and making the friends she would quickly see the problems with that plan and try to make friends on her own 

The relationship between Connie and Steven would be a lot more rocky they would have problems with an uneven power balance Connie would treat Steven like a child that needed to be watched and Steven would be more possessive

Steven would underestimate Connie because she is human he would try to keep her safe and as far away from gem stuff as possible It would be like full disclosure but he would actually go through with it because of that Connie would not be an awesome sword fighter instead she would be a detective type in the show she was already very inquisitive an example of how that would contribute to her role in the plot would be the time she and Steven went to the library to find out about the palaquin as the story progressed she would grow suspicious of Steven and focus on that skill and use her intelligence to find out what Steven was hiding and when she found out she would be the strategist basically instead of liking fantasy adventure books she would like detective mysteries 

Do to Steven being more distant and the lesson she learned early on by being controlled to make friends ending with her learning that the best way to make friends is to be your self and put your self out there she would have more friends and be more comfortable in social situations white Steven would be jealous 

Later in the show Steven would let the power go to his head and as a result stat to abuse his power and Connie would be the one to set him straight with the power of words 

Instead Of a sword she would use words like the speech she gave to the crystal temps or the amazing lecture she gave in the final episode of future this Steven would not be good at speeches so that would be her thing 

Connie would be very manipulative in the show she is a good psychoanalysis here she would also have experience dealing with Steven and be more confident and have more practice with social interactions 

she would be the diplomat slash psychologist just like Steven was in the the show 

When she got a job she would be either a psychologist at a hospital working with doctors like her mom or a detective that works with police and security guards like her dad 

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF, Steven Universe (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charles | Grian & Martyn Littlewood, Charles | Grian & Jimmy | Solidarity, Charles | Grian & impulseSV, Charles | Grian & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo & Charles | Grian Characters: Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood, Charles | Grian, Jimmy | Solidarity, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Steven Universe Fusion, Memory Loss, Gemcyt Summary:

Long ago on a barren planet, a spinel was betrayed by an aquamarine. neither have forgotten.

his past has finally caught up to him and All of grians friends New and old have lost important parts of themselves

To fix it Grian must bring what remains of his friends into the light.

Even if it means reliving his own memories along the way.

I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true 

I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief 

He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god

he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references 

While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical 

I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end 

I just realized the taxidermy harpy Jimmy design could be made even more interesting if his mouth was stitched shut and had buttons for eyes like a creepy doll as a reference to the jimmy is a listener/watcher headcanons 

Jimmy has been drawn as a canary hybrid and a cod hybrid and a toy but what if he was all three 

He’s a taxidermied harpy he has gills and wings and an alluring voice and is covered with the type of stitches you’d see an a doll

It’s a creepy visual I know but I think it’s interesting and manages to fit the three main hybrids he is known for 

Here is the comic series I promised with my last post!

Part 1/4

Part 2 will be neurological explanations,

Part 3&4 will be actual tips and tricks!

Please know that I’m not intentionally withholding the next parts, they’re just not finished yet and making this series takes so much time. So much Layouting to not make all this info a wall of text! That being said I hope I can upload part 2 next week to my patreon

Superpower au afterlife smp

Jimmy’s power is the ability to grow purple colored crystals out of his skin 

The crystals are edible and can heal whoever eats them however their is a down side it taste terrible and smells bad to

Only the people that eat the crystals can taste them but jimmy has special tastes buds that block out the taste 

other people cant smell the crystals but jimmy can and it’s why he loves bubble baths because the smell makes him feel dirty

fem jimmy headcanon

My idea for female s2 Jimmy is not a sheriff but a southern belle with gaudy ruffled dresses so Instead of hat and badge it’s a bonnet and brooch instead of being called woody she is called Barbie she wants to be a respected high society lady but the thin mask of elegance falls when she’s pranked (which happens a lot)and she rages those pranks include

the town being painted pink

A potion that temporarily dyed her hair

a giant neon pink Plastic mansion being built on her land

and having a plastic doll of her sold

her horse is named skipper a reference to barbies little sister and her ally is called bibble a character from the movies or midge Barbies bestfriend

She demands respect and authority and strict obedience to the laws she puts in place and honesty she is just as much a pathetic wetcat as the sheriff other than gender the main difference is how they want people to see them

I always thought that in a Gemcyt au mumza would be one of the diamonds and knowing that in @sixteenth-days fic lizzie is pink diamond I have a cool idea 

one character from empire 

one character from dream smp 

and one character from hermitcraft 

They could be 3 of 4 diamonds 

Since in empires season one lore lizzie was a demigod and Kristin is a goddess I think the choice for the hermit diamond should also have a popular divine interpretation within the fandom 

My problem is that I don’t know a lot about hermitcraft so in the past when I thought about it I just put grian in the role because he was a watcher which is an other worldly being that is kinda a god  

But he is an aquamarine so I would appreciate if hermitcraft enjoyers could share their ideas and say if any body else aside from grian has a popular headcanon where they are a god or something