The Fact That Sir Pentious Manifested In A Room With Sera And Emily Instead Of The Gates Makes Me Think

The most scene hot topic pastel color kitty hats ever made

Jimmy has this weird habit where he gets very attached to and obsessed his headgear so bad boy Jimmy could also have a hat specifically an edgy cat hat

This Is Also Fun To Visualize. Joel Gets Cool Sunglasses, Grian Gets A Steampunk Top Hat, And Jimmy's Over Here With A Helmet & Cat Ears. This Flavor Of BadBoys Is A Mess /aff

guess who randomly decided to re do their final two months away from the deadline

why I love avians in origins

I think there floating is cool people don’t really dwell on it they make a chicken or falling with style joke then move on but I think there floating works kinda like drowning it’s an instinct you can’t drown on purpose because of evolution it’s fascinating 

Empires smp god au joel

Joel is the youngest of the gods and was once a human but his wife lizzie cashed in a favor from Katherine to ask shubble to give him some of her domain

You see gods are born with one domain but usually (with one exception) gain more or completely change their domains as they grow so

because he was a human he needed more then the others to jumpstart his immortal life so not only did lizzie give her storm and vapor aspects to him but she used the favor to get stubble to give him her god of animals aspect 

Jimmy hated Joel at first because he is the death god and he thought it was unjust that a human was exempt from death 

Joel dresses like a Roman but he is an artist and has some wild in him so he has punk inspiration sprinkled into his outfit 

Rachel Bloom - Rock You Like A Hurricane

CG5 - I'm A Natural

Tova - Natural Disaster

Bonus for human joel and Lizzie before he ascended 

Panic! At The Disco: New Perspective

So my idea for The guide Jimmy is that all the one that summons him has to do is tell him where they need to go or what they need to find and then he will enter a trance and slowly make his way straight towards it and he will not stop 

That is the hard part they have to not lose track of him and keep any mobs or traps from getting to him because he won’t be able to move out of the way and they have to be patient with him because he moves at an agonizingly slow pace even if something is chasing them and they can’t wake him because if they disturb him to much he’ll snap out of the trance and he’s only able to do it once per summoner 

Also if anyone gets frustrated enough and starts yelling at Jimmy to move faster or insults him they get a penalty it’s not a game over but it’s a warning

It’s an annoying escort mission for the summoner but to us its something else entirely

Idk if you do art requests at all or whatever this is but what do you think Jimmy would wear if he lived in the Citadel? (Or whatever Tangos mega(?) Base was called)

Perhaps, sometimes, you can find a special card that summons the Dungeon Guide, who makes navigating a bit easier and more pleasant. Just don't let him die or your clank will max out and all doors will close.

I dunno if you’ve been asked this but if you had to pick a song based on cuteguy/grian, what song would you pick?

OH WE HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR THE AU SO BUCKLE UP!

Queen of Kings Is Cuteguy based on Lyrics/Story wise, but based on vibes only Dance the Night is a song I match with Cuteguy

Seventeen is definitely a Grian song storywise, but vibes only, any song of The Crane Wives fit his vibe

Cuteguy is Pop while Grian is Acoustic

Numb Little Guy is Scar lyrics/story wise (i will go insane dont test me), while vibes only he is So Alright, Cool, Whatever

Metaphor is sooo Hotguy coded when it comes to story, while GUY EXE is THE hotguy vibes

Any song that has Beach vibes reminds me of Scar, Hotguy songs need to have a big presence idk how to describe it

Man-eating sirens have plagued these waters for as long anyone can remember. Now, as you sail across the ocean with your crew, siren songs begin to entrance everyone on board. In a desperate move to save the others, you try something no one else has tried before; you sing along with them.

*listens to c!hannah playlist* *is never the same again* 

Empires smp god au the twins gem and fwhip

Gem started as the goddess of contemplation and potential she was born when animals started to think and had the idea to leave the ocean for the land

she would later gain magic and miracles and belief in things that seem impossible when religion and philosophy got more popular She is also the goddess of teaching and learning

she is the planning stages and the bright young mind building up there skill sets as well as the hypothesis of a scientist

She is warm like a fire in need of more kindling and she is the spark of a idea taking form she is the blue print and the first draft the dreams that are not yet a reality 

Her brother Fwhip is the god of innovation and progress he came after his sister when the animals followed through with their ambitions and took their first steps on the land

he is the reason we continue he causes spite and determination

later he was behind the humans discovery of fire he is also the god of revenge and envy and humanity 

he is the jealousy that feeds competition the inner flame the breaking with tradition he is the test trials and the final product the drive to improve and surpass our limits

he is humanity’s greatest strengths and ingrained flaws and a reminder of how our strengths when taken to extremes are damaging and how flaws when left to fester leave a person stagnant 

They are both gods of knowledge and evaluation

but While gems knowledge focuses on theory and laying out the foundations

fwhips knowledge is what happens before and after the objective is met also quick thinking when things don’t go as expected

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au day and night myth

When People tell the story of day and night they usually either attribute its creation to fwhip god of fire because fire and stars were humanity’s first tools or scott the god of cycles and time who was the one to oversee the project

But in actuality it was pearls idea

As the god of harvest she loved the farmers and the comman men in the fields

And She saw how they spent their days tired and overworked so she went to Scott and proposed an idea 

Day and night a daily cycle that would make it easier to keep track of time

Lizzie was against it because she is the god of government including the problematic aspects and she didn’t like the idea that people would get breaks plus the humans used looked to the tides and floods to tell the time back then 

so she new that if a new more accessible way to tell time was created then she would lose some of her domain

She has a bitterness towards Scott because he was the one that ended up with her telling time aspect 

Lizzie wanted to stop the others from finishing but Katherine who was the goddess of order and duality and balance remembered her her roots as the goddess of peace and equality and she loved the idea

But she but knew lizzie would do everything in her power to stop them 

So she offered her a deal step back and not interfere and in return Katherine would owe her a favor

gods never make that kind of offer if they want to pay someone back they do it right away so lizzie couldn’t pass up the opportunity

Other gods also helped pix ws the god of prophecy stories messages and the written word he created the star signs and the myths

His involvement is why people use star signs and birth months to predict what a baby might be like as they age 

False god of adventure and mystery and the unknown and secrets made darkness

And The twins fwhip and gem made the sun

In the end Lizzie adapted and made it so the tide would move accordingly

she tried to milk the situation for anything else that she could gain

@weird-king-eli