For Some Reason My Brain Has Become Obsessed With Night At The Museum.

Life smp Pjo au skizz

Skizz is the son of eleos goddess of compassion and pity 

Skizz’s dad is a very kind man who works at a morgue and actually met skizz’s mother while on the job

He found a woman crying over a grave and noticed that woman was in all black with the exception of her veil which was dark blue and hid her face

he went to comfort her and she took note of him compassionate gesture

When prompted she told him that she didn’t actually know the person that was buried she just got sad because someone died 

He fell for her because of her empathy 

She fell for him because his kindness 

Skizz inherited both those qualities from his parents 

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33

Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends

Steven universe the diamonds if they were children

Pink is the oblivious youngest child that is a bit of a brat but also insightful 

Blue is the crybaby child that is it low key spiteful and extremely needy 

Yellow is the obedient child that chides the others when they break the rules 

White is the bossy oldest child that thinks they know more than the others

Martyns deal is that he’s a listener so it’s tempting to give him super hearing but in this au the listening aspect of his power are not him listening but instead others listening

he can enhance sounds that are not his own

so clapping or shouting won’t work he needs an object to make the sound for him and he has to be touching it

his power is that he can control the loudness of the sound that results from him taking an object and hitting it against another object

he has wood pecker wings get it wood

he has an ability that is useful but not in combat

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

dream immortal soul bond

I head cannon that the reason Philza is so old is because his death goddess wife did the same thing bad and Skeppy did when they became literal soulmates now Phil can live indefinitely but if he dies mumza will die to 

I also think that when an immortal being entrust a mortal being will there life that mortal gains some of the immortals power mumza use to have wings and the chat would always follow her around but now phil is the one with those abilities it is for this reason I believe bbh used to be able to control gem stones or just locate jewels nearest to him but when he gave his lives to Skeppy he lost that ability and Skeppy got it 

White Steven au Connie

White Connie would be more like her mother Instead of giving Steven patient advice she would give strict lectures 

like in the show she would come to understand her mom more but in the cannon of the show she does that by putting herself in her moms shoes and piecing together her reasons for being a strict mom but white Connie would not have to imagine being in her shoes because white Steven would have a big head and be very out of touch she would be more authoritative and blunt instead of being gentle and carful with her words like a mom she would be straightforward like a teacher 

In the beginning she would have Steven control her so he can handle the stressful introductions and making the friends she would quickly see the problems with that plan and try to make friends on her own 

The relationship between Connie and Steven would be a lot more rocky they would have problems with an uneven power balance Connie would treat Steven like a child that needed to be watched and Steven would be more possessive

Steven would underestimate Connie because she is human he would try to keep her safe and as far away from gem stuff as possible It would be like full disclosure but he would actually go through with it because of that Connie would not be an awesome sword fighter instead she would be a detective type in the show she was already very inquisitive an example of how that would contribute to her role in the plot would be the time she and Steven went to the library to find out about the palaquin as the story progressed she would grow suspicious of Steven and focus on that skill and use her intelligence to find out what Steven was hiding and when she found out she would be the strategist basically instead of liking fantasy adventure books she would like detective mysteries 

Do to Steven being more distant and the lesson she learned early on by being controlled to make friends ending with her learning that the best way to make friends is to be your self and put your self out there she would have more friends and be more comfortable in social situations white Steven would be jealous 

Later in the show Steven would let the power go to his head and as a result stat to abuse his power and Connie would be the one to set him straight with the power of words 

Instead Of a sword she would use words like the speech she gave to the crystal temps or the amazing lecture she gave in the final episode of future this Steven would not be good at speeches so that would be her thing 

Connie would be very manipulative in the show she is a good psychoanalysis here she would also have experience dealing with Steven and be more confident and have more practice with social interactions 

she would be the diplomat slash psychologist just like Steven was in the the show 

When she got a job she would be either a psychologist at a hospital working with doctors like her mom or a detective that works with police and security guards like her dad 

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I know that the mcyt characters aren’t exactly going to fit into the roles of the promised neverland characters but I think that tango would make a great don because don was uniquely close with conny and hit very hard by her death

so because of the ranchers I head canon that tango was closed with jimmy in this au and had a fit of that patented tango rage at what happened to jimmy and the fact that it was hidden from him

[Day 198]

ITS TIME WE FIGURED THINGS OUT Meet (some of) the Gilded Peak kids!! :)