"my Son Turned Out Fine" Maam Your Son Was Killed By One Of My Strong As Fuck Skeleton Warriors

when i die i want square enix to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

me rn bc alpine is shit again 🧍🏻

your chance guys

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

I think Pope Leo XIV should establish dominance by inviting JD Vance to the Vatican and killing him

does anyone else scroll on their phone in public bc of anxiety and at the same time gets mayor anxiety from thinking people will judge them for being on their phone the whole time 💀

i love tumblr because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *reblog*

Bernadryl cumberthung?

Benedutch Cucumberbatch