the roman empire is my roman empire
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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
Outghghggh i am not finishing him
Behold.... Organization Wormteen Made these a looooong time ago and only ever posted them to Twitter so... I plop them here!
getting exited about being able to run is one of my fav feelings
"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom
I saw this post and immediately realized it was Xigbar energy.
The official Kingdom Hearts Twitter posted about KH4
The English version has a slightly different image
when i die i want square enix to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
Get someone who won’t let you down like Square constantly lets down KH fans
Kingdom hearts is literally the child of two neglectful parents.
I think Pope Leo XIV should establish dominance by inviting JD Vance to the Vatican and killing him
fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone
The Beast that Bothers
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
curious. anyway,
one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese
Being an alpine fan is like being locked up in a burning building, wearing burning clothes and dying of smoke poisoning and things still manage to get worse.
playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”
coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage
judge claude frollo i fear 🫡
“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him
GIANT SQUID MENTIONED I REPEAT GIANT SQUID MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real
done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
Tiberiurean Task: Having to do something even though you do not want to and then get people to absolutely despise you because you didn’t do a good job
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Don't deadname the Princeps