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For the 7th Pac-Man themed Pole Position team, we have the Force Cylindria Racing team (FCR for short). And with the team colors and sponsors, this team is inspired by the Force India and Alpine Formula 1 teams. And just like the Pac-Gal Racing team, this team also sees an all female duo featuring Pinky the Ghost and Cylindria the Pac-Worlder. But unlike Pac-Gal Racing where Ms. Pac-Man and Patra are supportive of each other and the team, the FCR team is in the midst of a frienemy rivalry between Pinky and Cylindria, who constantly duke it out to see who's the best girlfriend for Pacster. Eventually Pinky and Cylindria will have to come to terms and work together to win the Drivers and Constructors Championships. Let's just hope that Pinky's and Cyli's frienemy rivalry on the track doesn't cost them big points in the Constructor's Championship.
Force Cylindria Racing is a spoof of Racing Point Force India
Pacrelli is a spoof of Pirelli Tires Mirusoft is a spoof of the Microsoft Corporation Pacnault is a spoof of Groupe Renault Pacstrol is a spoof of Castrol Motor Oil Apexstars is a spoof of Alpinestars Racing Apparel Cyli-Cola is a spoof of Coca-Cola
Op is absolutely right and to anyone who doesn't speak french/doesn't get the subtleties I once described the weird uncanny valley feeling french people get from Pierre as that feeling an American would get from a Midwesterner acting like he's from Florida. He's like if a dude from Northern Ireland really acted like a Londoner for some reason. Le mec est né à Rouen et se comporte comme un Montpelliérain. Bref.
Meanwhile Esteban just seems like a really sweet guy. Not that Pierre isn't nice of course! But to french people I guess Esteban is just more... Down to earth maybe? He's really a guy you could definitely run into at like a boulangerie getting last minute traditions for his mamie's birthday lunch or something. Meanwhile Pierre is the type of guy you only run into if you're on the same yacht as him (again this is all my opinion).
I have a somewhat interesting theory about some people disproportionately HATING Esteban but liking Pierre.
To me, being / not being Francophone heavily influences how people seem to perceive them.
I am French (ew exposing myself Ik) and I absolutely ADORE Esteban. He’s really sweet, authentic and hard working. Pierre on the other hand is like the epitome of a French fuck-boy to me, overly confident, showing off, and not genuinely caring for people that aren’t his friends. I actually think he’s a great driver but his personality gives me the biggest ick.
People who aren’t Francophone (especially Americans and Brits) seem to think completely differently. They see Esteban as undeserving because he’s had scraps often (NEWS FLASH: THEY ALL DO) and not being a strong driver despite he holds his own against his teammates for a long time . And Pierre is idolized like crazy despite fumbling a red bull seat and only having 2021 as an actual impressive performance. He’s seen as super cool, confident and having good looks and apparently that’s good enough.
It must be a cultural mistranslation/mismatch because to me it’s SOOO obvious Esteban is a great driver and a great person who obviously cares about the sport, not being a ‘celebrity’. While Pierre is too often glorified despite causing many accidents himself and also seems obsessed with his image. NGL him talking about Michael Jordan being bigger than his sport and him (Pierre) wanting to recreate that gave me a huge shift in how I see him.
Esteban is just a more humble guy in my opinion, and he’s getting an un proportional amount of hate for the actual situation.
Again, I don’t even hate Pierre that much, but the way people seem to punch down Esteban so much while praising Gasly makes zero sense to me.
Those are my quick thoughts! I’m willing to discuss other people’s opinions as along as we stay respectful to each other 🫶
✨🎀2024 Monaco Grand Prix🎀✨
Predictions
Podium: Leclerc, Norris, Piastri-Leclerc
- Hamilton P5
- Russell P7
-Sainz P4
- Three DNFs
- Points Finish For Both Alpines
- More Points For Yuki
Hail Mary Prediction:
- Hamilton Podium, Piastri-Leclerc inherits the Leclerc curse, Norris Wins, Sargent in the points, Albon P5, Points for Stake
✨🎀2024 Imola Grand Prix✨🎀
Podium:
Leclerc, Verstappen, Norris (no order)
- Both Williams in the points
- Hulkenberg DNF
- Hamilton P11
- More points for Alpine
- Alonso P6
- Checo P4
- Piastri P5
- Driver of the day : Leclerc
Hail Mary Prediction
- Mercedes Podium, both VCARB in the points
The last time a "rotating" seat happened, it wasn't really rotating.
Being an alpine fan is like being locked up in a burning building, wearing burning clothes and dying of smoke poisoning and things still manage to get worse.
Alpine A110 2018 thats a car i like simply for the vibe he gives, the sport car look with a soft casual car vibes makes this car one of my favorites.
Cars i like 3/3
Hypnotism and Himbofication that leads to Face Fucking by paul aron (mlm plz)
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AN: AHHHH! This is the first official MxM I am adding to my blog other than in threesomes and I am so excited! I have seen you sending in requests and I'm so glad I can fulfill this one so soon! If anyone has any advice on how to make a better mlm fic please don't hesitate to message me!
I am warning you right now... Your girl has no idea how to hypnotize someone so please just ignore that if it's completely wrong... just read for enjoyment not life lessons!
TW: MDNI 18+ Hypnosis. Himbofication
WC: 1K
Y/N POV
"Come on Paul, this a stupid idea," I say while allowing my body to relax into the couch.
"Just believe it'll work!" Paul says while pinching my inner thigh clearly annoyed with my negative attitude.
For the next hour I allow myself to relax into Paul's words and hypnosis technics he had learned while doing 'extensive' research. I'm not entirely sure but I follow along with the words he's been saying.
Paul's POV
I watch as Y/N start to relax his body into my words. I briefly mentioned the idea to him awhile ago and when he kind of laughed the idea off I decided to do some more research and after months I finally feel comfortable in my abilities.
When I finally put Y/N into a haze I do a few tests to see if I have officially put him into his trance.
"When you wake up every time I clap my hands you'll be on your knees begging for me," I say being serious but also still not fully convinced this would work.
Y/N POV
It's been a few days since Paul did his hypnosis and I haven't noticed anything different which just kind of makes me laugh knowing I was right this whole time.
When we are sitting on the couch relaxing for the night Paul claps his hands a few times and before I can even question it I'm instantly moving my body onto my knees and in-between his thighs.
"Such a good boy," Paul says with a small smirk playing on his lips. I instantly start tugging and pawing at the crotch of his sweats trying to free his already hardening cock.
"Please," I whine when I notice Paul isn't helping me get to his hard cock.
"Paul, please," I whine further tugging a bit harder at the waistband of the sweats.
When Paul finally shifts his hips letting me pull his sweats down I take it as my chance to pull his boxers down as well. When his hard cock springs free I instantly grasp his cock into my hand making him hiss at the contact.
I look up at him waiting for him to give me permission and as soon as he nods his head in approve I'm instantly pull his hardening cock into my mouth moaning as soon as his tip touches my tongue.
When I look up to to find Paul's eyes I can see him already watching me with a soft smirk playing on his lips.
"Being such a good boy for me," Paul comments making me whimper under his praise before I pull more of his cock into my mouth feeling the tip of his cock hit the back of my throat making me gag slightly.
I start bobbing my head while using my hand on the rest of his length. The more I get into it the more I'm losing myself in giving Paul pleasure.
"Come here," Paul grunts out while tugging my hair trying to pull me up.
"No," I whine trying to pull my head down in a weak attempt to keep my mouth around his cock.
"Wanna keep being my good boy," Paul asks in a stern voice making he look up at him with a soft whimper.
"Come ride me," Paul tells me while giving my hair one final tug bringing me up to my feet and letting him help me pull my clothes off.
Once I was naked I instantly climb into Paul's lap clinging myself to his neck almost instantly.
"What's got you so needy?" Paul teases while he uses two of his fingers to tease my ass.
"More," I gasp when he pushes his two fingers all the way into my ass trying to prep me to take his cock.
"Been such a good boy for me," Paul comments while slowly starting to fuck my ass with his fingers.
"Paul, please, want you to fuck me," I whine while jerking his cock faster trying to pull myself further into his lap so I can line his cock up with my needy hole.
"What's gotten into you?" Paul teases while pulling his finger from my ass and helping me line his throbbing cock up with my greedy ass before letting me sink down on his cock with a whimper falling from my lips.
"So good," I cry when I feel my ass bottom out on his cock. When I slowly start rocking my hips trying to build a rythem I feel Paul's hand wrap around my hard cock giving it a soft jerk.
"Fuck," I cry out in a loud whimper feeling Paul slowly start to build pace with his jerking as I build pace in riding his cock.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck," I cry in a broke chant feeling myself crawling closer and closer to my release.
"Gonna cum for me?" Paul asks in a teasing voice while he speeds up his motions on my cock making me cry out feeling myself close to falling over the edge.
"Please," I whimper while clenching my ass around his cock trying to coax him closer to the edge so we can cum together.
"Cum for me," Paul grunts while fucking his hips up into my ass harder throwing me over the edge almost instantly cumming all over both Paul and I's bare chests, while I feel his cock twitch in my ass before I start to feel him spill his cum deep into my ass.
"Fuck!" Paul grunts out as his hips tense and relax a few more times as he is fucking us through our orgasms.
Paul dips a fingers into my cum that's coating his lower belly before offering me a taste. As soon as my lips are wrapped around his finger he pulls his finger out of my mouth and tugs me down to place a chaste kiss on my lips.
"Such a good boy for me," Paul whisper into my ear making me moan softly under the praise.
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The end!
I did my best... I definitely need to work on bimbofication/ himbofication but for the first time I'm proud of the subtleness I brought to the story! I really hope you enjoy and PLEASE keep on requesting! I'm having so much fun with these.
Chat help,, this took like fourty minutes (including procrastination time),,, i’m so goated frl
“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603
here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:
disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.
Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.
saudi arabian grand prix means its time to pay tribute to my fucking GOAT from last year 🫡
the way esteban and pierre have posted pictures from the podium at least 6 times EACH and i eat it up every time oh how i hate french people
F1 x Neon Genesis Evangelion
Here are the different EVA unit descriptions for each team!!
1. EVA-00X “The Prototype” (Mercedes)
• Design: Silver and turquoise color scheme, resembling a cutting-edge prototype F1 car. Sleek, efficient, and heavily reliant on AI assistance, mimicking the real-life team’s focus on data and engineering.
>Special Features:
• Extreme Stability Control: Advanced aerodynamics prevent instability at high speeds.
• Energy Recovery System (ERS): Can temporarily boost movement speed or power output using stored energy.
• Adaptive Halo Shielding: A reinforced frame around the cockpit area, inspired by the F1 halo device, providing additional protection.
• Story Role: The “corporate” team. Mercedes has the most advanced Eva, but its reliance on AI creates tension. George struggles with imposter syndrome, while Lewis is the veteran trying to balance idealism with survival.
2. EVA-03V “Berserker” (Red Bull)
• Design: A deep blue, red, and yellow color scheme, sleek yet aggressive with sharp wing-like structures on its back and Bull horns adoring its head.
>Special Features:
• Overdrive Mode: When reaching critical damage, the EVA enters Velocity Mode for approximately 30 seconds where speed and power drastically increase at the cost of all power. The team is currently working on exceeding the 30 sec. mark.
• Active DRS Wings: Can adjust its wing structures mid-combat for high-speed maneuvers.
• Unpredictable Handling: Like a Red Bull F1 car, it thrives on an aggressive but controlled chaos approach.
• Story Role: Max’s Eva has a tendency to go Berserk unpredictably, often winning fights in brutal fashion but leaving him mentally drained. Checo struggles with the pressure of being his backup.
3. EVA-04R “The Scarlet Arrow” (Ferrari)
• Design: Red and black, featuring smooth, elegant curves and golden accents resembling classic Ferrari designs. A beautiful yet temperamental Eva, built for high speed and lethal precision but suffering from synchronization issues (aka, Ferrari’s real-life strategy blunders).
>Special Features:
• Ultra-Lightweight Chassis: Built for sheer acceleration, allowing for blistering speed.
• Emotionally Linked Core: The EVA’s performance is deeply tied to the pilot’s emotions—frustration and desperation can enhance its capabilities but may lead to unpredictable malfunctions.
• Overheating Issues: Similar to Ferrari’s reliability problems, this EVA is prone to mechanical failures under extreme stress.
• Story Role: The tragic heroes. Charles has a deep emotional bond with his Eva, but it often fails him at the worst times. Carlos is the pragmatic warrior, keeping them afloat despite Ferrari’s chaotic leadership.
4. EVA-07A “The Immortal” (Aston Martin)
• Design: Dark green with neon yellow accents, heavily armored but still sleek, resembling a fusion of a tank and a hypercar, specializing in high durability and counterattacks.
>Special Features:
• Regenerative Armor: Can withstand heavy damage and self-repair over time, making it incredibly durable.
• Grip Adaptation: The EVA’s feet have adaptive grip controls, allowing it to move effortlessly across different terrains.
• Ancient Core Synchronization: An older unit, yet inexplicably keeps up with the latest models due to the pilot’s (Nando’s) unmatched experience and having seemingly unbounded fortune.
• Story Role: Alonso, the immortal warrior, is an old veteran who’s seen it all and somehow always survives. Lance struggles to prove he belongs (gets told he only got into the Eva program because of his father and that he actually never was one of the chosen children)
5. EVA-05M “The Papaya” (McLaren)
• Design: Bright orange and blue, lightweight and compact. An experimental Eva excelling at ranged combat with a powerful energy rifle.
>Special Features:
• Adaptive Handling AI: The EVA constantly tweaks its movements for optimal combat efficiency, making it unpredictable to enemies.
• Hybrid Power Mode: Uses a combination of traditional energy cores and an advanced turbo boost system for short bursts of hyper-acceleration.
• Precision Over Power: Unlike other EVAs that rely on brute force, this unit specializes in tactical strikes, often falling behind to analyze before charging at the enemy.
• Story Role: The underdog team. Lando is talented but relies too much on the Handling AI, while Oscar adapts quickly to the high-stakes environment. They push each other forward, but McLaren’s leadership often lets them down.
6. EVA-08B “Phantom” (Williams)
• Design: Deep blue and white with sleek, minimalist lines. A lightweight, nimble Eva with enhanced agility, designed to outmaneuver rather than overpower its enemies. Lacks raw firepower but makes up for it with tactical precision and evasion.
>Special Features:
• Lightweight Carbon Fiber Frame: Focused on raw speed but fragile in direct combat.
• Experimental Jet Boosters: Gives it an edge in acceleration but has limited energy reserves.
• Legacy Core: One of the oldest Evangelion models, upgraded over time with modern enhancements.
• Story Role: The ultimate underdog team. Alex is an elite pilot trapped in an outdated machine, constantly pushing it beyond its limits. Logan struggles to prove himself, dealing with self-doubt as he watches others outperform him. Williams’ engineers work tirelessly, but their limited resources keep them on the back foot.
7. EVA-09H “The Beast” (Haas)
• Design: Black and white with red highlights, a brute-force EVA with a reinforced exoskeleton, built for durability and close combat.
>Special Features:
• Heavy Armor Plating: Takes extreme punishment but sacrifices agility.
• Twin Blades System: Uses dual energy weapons for raw offensive power.
• Unrefined Power Core: Prone to overheating and shutdowns in prolonged battles.
• Story Role: Haas functions as the scrappy backup, holding the line when stronger teams falter. Their Eva is not the fastest or most advanced, but it refuses to go down without a fight. Eva-09H is often deployed in desperate last stands, buying time for others to regroup or retreat. Nico is excellent at damage control and making the best of tough situations. Kevin embraces Eva-47’s brute force, his raw instincts make him unpredictable but sometimes reckless in high-stakes engagements.
8. EVA-10A “The Storm” (Alpine)
• Design: Metallic blue and pink, an elegant yet fierce EVA specializing in precision combat. A high-speed, high-maneuverability Eva, designed for close-quarters combat with plasma blades on each arm. However, its systems tend to overheat and malfunction under stress (side eye).
>Special Features:
• Adaptive Power Core: Balances attack and defense based on combat needs.
• Energy Blade Enhancements: Can channel its core energy into plasma-based weapons (blades).
• High-Altitude Maneuvering: Optimized for aerial and vertical combat.
• Story Role: The dysfunctional duo—Ocon and Gasly are constantly at odds, refusing to work together even when survival is at stake. Their inability to synchronize properly leads to repeated failures, yet somehow, they scrape by.
9. EVA-11V “Golden Child” RB’s Experimental „golden Child“ EVA (VCARB)
• Design: Black and gold, a flashy, aggressive EVA designed for showmanship and performance. A hyper-aggressive, speed-focused Eva that sacrifices durability for extreme agility. Think of it as an F1-style ninja, striking fast before dodging away (In theory)
>Special Features:
• Instant Torque Boosters: Allows rapid acceleration but drains power quickly.
• Counter-Attack Mechanism: Absorbs kinetic energy and redirects it into high-powered strikes.
• Unstable Synch Ratio: Potential for extreme power spikes but hard to control.
• Story Role: The EVAs main goal is to search for young, new, drivers whose sync rate exceeds the „normal“ average. Yuki is a hotheaded, instinctive fighter, sometimes reckless but always fearless. Daniel provides experience and charisma, trying to keep things fun even in the face of disaster. Their Eva is prone to system failures due to its lightweight and experimental structure.
10. EVA-12S “Specter” (Stake F1/Sauber)
• Design: Chrome silver with black and green highlights, a futuristic and experimental EVA with advanced cloaking technology which often needs recalibrating which can take up to multiple days or even weeks due to employee shortage.
>Special Features:
• Liquid-Metal Armor: Can shift its form slightly for minor shape adjustments mid-combat.
• Silent Mode: Cloaking technology which works kinda like a chameleon (its always a gamble (ha) if it actually works tho) and Reduces energy signatures to avoid detection.
• Story Role: Eva-79 is designed for hit-and-run tactics, intelligence gathering, and long-range support. Its stealth capabilities make it a valuable asset in ambush operations, striking from the shadows before vanishing into the chaos. Calm, methodical, and precise, Valtteri excels at tactical combat. He leverages Eva-12S’s agility to control engagements, striking from unexpected angles and retreating before enemies can react. Zhou is skilled at reading battlefield conditions and adjusting his approach. His ability to execute last-second dodges and counterattacks makes him a dangerous opponent in duels but in disadvantage against multiple targets.
F1 x Neon Genesis Evangelion AU
I did something
In this world, the Formula 1 teams are not just racing squads but organizations tasked with defending humanity against existential threats. Instead of cars, each team developed its own Evangelion Unit, with the drivers chosen as pilots due to their ability to push machines to their limits. The championship is no longer a simple competition—it’s a war for humanity’s survival.
Instead of NERV, the organization overseeing the Evas is FIA (Foundation for Interdimensional Annihilation), a coalition of rival racing teams forced to work together against an unknown enemy: the Seraphs, biomechanical monstrosities threatening Earth.
The battle strategy remains the same: synchronization with the pilot is crucial, teamwork is rare, and catastrophic failures are inevitable.
Basic Plot points:
• The Seraphs start attacking major cities, and only the Evangelions can stop them. The FIA forces the teams to work together, but internal rivalries make unity nearly impossible.
• Max’s Eva goes berserk during a mission, nearly killing his teammates. This sparks fears about the uncontrollable power of the Evas.
• Ocon and Gasly’s rivalry nearly gets them killed, forcing them into an uneasy truce.
• Alonso survives an impossible battle, proving he’s essentially immortal at this point.
• Williams pulls off a miracle victory, with Albon proving why he deserves a better machine. Logan barely survives his first real battle, questioning whether he belongs.
• Yuki & Daniel’s Eva gets destroyed in battle, leaving them stranded. They have to fight off a Seraph using only basic weapons until reinforcements arrive.
• Charles experiences a mind-breaking synchronization event, leading to visions of a hidden truth about the Evas.
• The Final Showdown: The truth about the Seraphs’ origins is revealed—perhaps the Evas themselves are part of the problem. The grid must unite to stop the FIA from making a catastrophic mistake, but tensions run high.
Bonus: Commentary
• “Oh! OH! Verstappen has gone Berserk Mode! Again! That’s not what we wanted to see right now!”
• “Meanwhile, Alonso is STILL ALIVE! We don’t know how, but he’s still here!”
• “And Haas’ Eva is… somehow held together with duct tape?!”
• “Ocon and Gasly are fighting again! No, not the enemy—they’re fighting each other!”
• “Williams’ Eva is still holding together with nothing but sheer willpower at this point!”
• “Yuki is charging in alone! Someone stop him—no, wait, never mind, it actually worked?!”