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“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603
here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:
disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.
Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.
alpine is a fucking mess. each time I think it cannot possibly get worse it does.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
🕯️🕯️🕯️GEORGE WDC 🕯️🕯️🕯️
at this rate, george russell is going to “let me sneak right past ya” his way to wdc
yes, it’s been a week. yes, i’m still giggling about that double ferrari disqualification
Every time I space out studying I’ll just imagine Toto Wolff going FOCUS GEORGE FOCUS
do NOT hit me up. IM MOURNING
helmut marko better start counting his days, I will find him and end him.
CHARLES STARTING P20?!??!!
what do you mean Lewis is starting P18 for his last race with Mercedes? What do you mean??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?
hey so this is actually crazy
And you tell me he's not baby girl coded? Bitch, please. He's my favorite baby girl always.
YIPPPPPPPEEEE MEXICAN GRAND PRIX (I’m a pookie wookie checo fan)
why is everyone suddenly hating on lando? I’m so confused
whoever made this deserves prison
bros aura is unmatched
“let’s all wear beanies and not tell him”
I don’t think anyone understands how much susie wolff means to me. thank you, susie wolff, you are brilliant
do you think george russell ever feels like a plastic bag floating through the wind wanting to start again?
If I was lando norris I’d be getting ready to end it all…
maybe I do understand the religious appeal to ferrari, because there is something rather biblical about charles leclerc winning the 16th race at 16:16 with a pit stop on the 16th lap all while driving under the number 16
this post is for christian horner, if you are not christian horner please keep scrolling.
hi christian, both your drivers have been saying the car is fucked. please fix the car. I miss red bull dominance, it was the one stable thing in my life. luke warm regards, a loyal george russell & mercedes fan
whether you’re team lando or team oscar, you’ve got to understand that mclaren made mistakes today that could definitely cost them the championship. while I understand that the constructors is their main priority, they are also in the battle for the drivers championship (perspective? but I think so) and it is cruel to both of the drivers to send them into a race with a “battle it out” kinda mindset. It does no one any good, and if they continue you like this it might even ruin the relationship between the their drivers (and I fear we all know how will end - tragically). lando, whether you like it or not, should be mclarens main priority right now. they have the chance to win both the constructors AND drivers championships (something which they haven’t done in over a decade) I just don’t understand where their minds are at. but who knows maybe I’m wrong and there is some weird method to the madness which I’m currently blinded from. sorry I’m just utterly flabbergasted right now…
whatever y’all do, don’t think about that grill the grid ep where logan said his fear was not living up to his full potential and definitely don’t think about oscar saying in an interview today that he thinks logan’s potential was greater than what was shown in f1
charles leclerc sold his soul for that win in monza