He Thinks He's Being So Smooth With His Little Face On My Leg. I SEE You, Villain

My blob of darkness

Mozart? Yes or yes?

Absolutely!!!!!!

everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

The Beast that Bothers

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

I LOVE MY FRIENDS IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU SEE THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH !!!!!!!

I don't care if you think the "power of friendship" is a tired or cringe trope used in writing. Platonic love is real and makes life worth living. I would take a bullet for my besties. I experience things with them I never would by myself. They have expanded my world. To have a connection like that with one or multiple people is so so so important and such a huge blessing.

And if one of my ride-or-dies needs me to go on an epic quest to slaughter a fallen god, then motherfucker I'm gonna do it and then we're gonna hit Arby's afterward.

affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs