Plague

May as well~

I forgot his hat D:

I have made a gummy bear version of our best boi GummiGoo :)

Why do people expect retail workers to be bright and cheerful?? Like, how do you act at your job? Do you expect me to wake up every day going 'man, I'm so happy to go waste 9 hours of my day working at a place where I'm making $13/hr and customers treat me as less than human because I wear a blue vest and a nametag'??

sentence i found on a grocery store review

How do I

how do I do post

..a scattered dream that's like a far off memory...

Well I guess that answers my last question lmao

oh sweetheart. oh you look so ridiculous. oh you're such a little man why does your hair look like an overgrown bush. ooooh i love you so much youre giving so much clown energy and thats completely fine go girl give us nothing ill support you through cringe and fail all the same baby baby

I see no blade

All my posts come with a little knife to kill you with

So many customers will be like "aw man, Mondays amirite lol?" And I'm like "it's my Friday.. I have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off..." They act like no one works weekends lmao

People who work in the service industry live in a completely different world than 9-5ers.

You know, it is a TRIP going through all my old fanfics and realizing that yeah, they were self-insert damsel-in-distress hell, but they also reflected pretty heavily on my mental state at the time. I just really wanted someone to care about me, and maybe I showed that by constantly putting myself my OC in danger and having my favorite fictional people worry about me my OC

I loved this interaction so much they're so cute and then the wall scene right after ugghh ❤️