The Dirk Strider PFP Has Gotta Be The Realest Thing I’ve Seen While Browsing BTD Content

The Dirk strider PFP has gotta be the realest thing I’ve seen while browsing BTD content

so real ✊

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Your name is REI AYANAMI.

You are one of a few specially selected pilots for enormous machines known as “Evangelions”, or rather you were before you destroyed them all, more or less.

Your room enlightens people to your many HOBBIES, of which you actually have none, except possibly for causing the END OF HUMANITY, which you have done a number of times, including just now. Again, it’s not exactly one of your primary interests, but you won’t deny that you’re pretty good at it. This time you think it will stick.

You are known for your stoic personality, which your friends think belies a DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE, but in reality you just weren’t really raised very well. You do actually have an unusually strong understanding of the universe, though. You know, for example, that you are a CLONE, possibly of OTHER CLONES. This is a comfortable reality for you, although you can’t wait until your friends find out. The look on their faces will be EPIC!

You have been surrounded by your clones in various forms for some time now, and currently this fact presents itself in the form of your SPIRITUAL GUIDE, whose components you dragged out of some machine somewhere. You have reason to believe that there is even ANOTHER REI sleeping in the medium, and you think that having plenty of backup Ayanamis is a good and not deeply existentially worrying way to assure that someone can take your place the day after your INEVITABLE AND PROBABLY GRUESOME DEATH.

You also have reason to believe that that day is today.

You do not have an online handle, and you write exactly as you have been ordered to.

What will you do?