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Dirk Strider - Blog Posts
lil scratches bc idk I was bored man plus I have a 413 hangover
of course dirk is the only one here who looks like absolute shit
what is that hair bro. i understand your hot but at what cost
parental homestuck fanfic?
you should check out my writing on ao3 its kinda cute idk heres a sneak peek >w<
“That was hell. Remind me to never take the elevator ever again, will you?” He rhetorically asked the baby, who was too distracted with the passing cars and loud sounds of the city. He looked at Dirk expectantly. “We really need to get you a name, lil dude. You can’t be ‘Mini Strider’ forever.” He looked around, attempting to get some sort of inspiration, the little Strider copying him. They finally reached the local convenience store, grimacing. “I don’t plan on naming you after a can of soup, but it might happen, man.” The baby replied with some babble, holding onto his glasses. Entering the store, it was plenty cooler than the air outside. The baby giggled at the bug-repellent air barrier. So easily entertained. The two of them waded around the store, looking at baby-safe foods, toys, and fighting over the fact the infant can’t just grab things off the shelf, no, put that down, stop it, you can’t even eat those yet you greedy, grubby monster. Dirk eventually found the perfect item- a baby carrier he could just buckle around his chest. Absolutely perfect. He can use both arms while also carrying the child. Amazing how technology has come so far. He picked up the small box, offering it to the child as a trade for the…. Popcorn? He picked up off the shelf. The infant was happy with this trade, chewing on the corner of the box. “Hungry, ain’t we? We can go somewhere when we’re headed home.” The baby returned a happy sound. They waited in line for the cashier, Dirk quietly humming a tune to a song he had heard recently, title and artist unknown. He swayed side to side with the babe, bouncing him as he giggled and snorted with the temporary entertainment. He stopped when they reached the register, putting the items on the counter for them to be scanned. The person at the counter was a troll- the grey skin and tricolored horns a prominent feature- which wasn’t uncommon for this area. Dirk dug in the back of his mind, reminded of when Roxy had told him about a select few passively living on Earth with humans. The baby stared through his sunglasses, grumbling some sort of strung together sentence to the troll. The stranger smiled, sharper teeth exposed, waving softly at the infant. “ThVt’s Vn VdorVble wiggler. Is it yovrs?” Dirk shrugged. “I guess he is now.” They both paused awkwardly, the troll handing over the two plastic bags of whatever baby supplies was bought. Eventually, the troll cleared their throat, stating their trained phrase. “ThVnk yov for purchVsing, come VgVin soon.” This led to Dirk grabbing the bags and nodding, a silent sign of goodbye. The baby turned still, looking over his shoulder to stare at the troll some more. They walked down the sidewalk, Dirk shuffling the three things around so his arms wouldn’t get sore, sighing as he eyed the smaller shops. “You shouldn’t stare, man. It’s considered rude.” The baby retorted with another babble, probably complaining. Dirk only smiled faintly, turning into a local cafe.
meow meow meow moew :3c
Masterpost
I need to draw them more they actually make me deranged
Sorry for not posting for ten thousand years. Anyway yeah I love the striders (and I love this song)
Dirk doodles… worlds normalest guy
idk when I drew this but here ya go!
This is what I imagine the differences of their hairs looking-
I’m glad I drew this actually cause I can’t draw Dave’s hair for shit
No one, don’t worry about it dirk
I drew dirk before I’ve even seen him in Homestuck, help
i drew accurate dave, and he just looks like dirk, I can’t draw his hair for sheep
REVERSAL DEMONSTUCK
LOOK AT THIS!!! MOST WONDROUS!!! POSITIVELY CHEWING ON YOUR ART FRIEND!!!
This took so long to draw but DAMN was it worth it!
Hhhhhh
Old poorly drawn Homestuck for silly reasons?? Of course! The whole poorly drawn thing is something I do a lot when I have no energy to properly draw (which is often :'3)
Have a lovely day, friends!
Dirk!
Call me Strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog./ Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stri's teaching- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching./ I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. Di-viding every one like I'm a goddamn mathematician./ I'm surrounded by this water cuz I made the hoes so wet. Call all the boys to the yard, cuz I'm as hard as it gets./
Hal!
When I'm working, writing script, all you pawns should settle down. Don't yall worry about nothing, cuz hal striders in the house./ 'hal just take it easy, you don't need to come to bat!' I'm sorry Mr pres, I'm afraid I can't do that./ I'm a god, I'm a bot, I'm a string of ones and ohs. You know nothing about me, I keep all yall on your toes./ call me fake, call me immoral, but the calls just keep on pouring. Call up little mister Dora, cuz this skill gap needs exploring./
Roxy!
Hey babes!! (like hera from epic)
I got mad skills with these rad thrills, you know your man enjoyed it! Call me Mr steal your girl, cuz your warrantys now Voided!/ fly off little birdie, yeah you know I'll shoot you down! Cuz like that batterbitch the Rogue is coming for your crown!/ I got them magic fingers, yeah I make the kitties purr! Get that condescension out of here, cuz you know that I am Her!/ yeah you know the strilondes got it, all the gamers wanna go! I'm collecting all these rings singing 'you're too slow~'!/
Call me strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog.
Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stris teachings- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching.
I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. I'm dividing every one, they call me a mathematician.
Surrounded by water cuz I make these hoes so wet, call all the boys to the yard cuz I'm as hard as it gets.
I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. I'm dividing every one, they call me a mathematician.
Surrounded by water cuz I make these hoes so wet, call all the boys to the yard cuz I'm as hard as it gets.
I have no basis for this but
richie/eddie from it = dave/sollux from homestuck = stan/kyle from southpark
and dirk/sollux = alejandro/noah from total drama
(So by transitive property noah = eddie = sollux = kyle)
(and i guess dave = richie = stan?)
forgot to post this too uhhh lazy colored sketches yah
homestuck april day 1 : favorite character
sad i dont think ill ever finish this but here. free churro striders
Homestucktober Day 22: Favorite Hero
Low-key didn’t know who to do for this so I just drew dirk…
Homestuck dub in 2024???? more likely than you think!!!!!!!!!!
Closed temporarily.
Hey there homestucks!!!! i am thinking of making my very own homestuck dub!!!!! but in order to have a new dub i am gonna need voice actors!!!! just dm me @ini_vinnie on discord asking for one of these characters with a audio clip of you voicing said character here is the list:
Narrator: Me :33
KIDS BOTH BETA AND ALPHA
John/june: waiting on voice clip
Rose: @mulchergeist on discord
Dave: @Bana_biohazard on discord.
Jade: @sugar_rave_rabbit
Jane: free
Dirk: @nyazzy.wad on discord
Roxy: waiting on audio
Jake: free
TROLLSSS (dancestors included)
Karkat: @chewychows
Kankri: free
Aradia: pending voice
Damara: free
Tavros: free
Rufioh: free
sollux: free
Mituna: free
Nepeta: free
Meulin: @auenknown on disc
Kanaya: @aeroargonic on discord.
Porrim: free
Terezi: me >:]
Latula: @auenknown on disc
Vriska: @sunnyskulls on discord
Aranea: free
Equius: free
horuss: free
Gamzee: @spoopybois903 on disc
Kurloz: @spoopybois903 on disc
Eridan: @spoopybois903 on disc
Cronus: @bardofhope on discord
Feferi: free
Meenah: free
CHERUBS
Calliope: free
Caliborn: free
ALL OTHERCHARACTERS WITH A VOICE I CANT BE BOTHERED TYPING: FREEEEEEE
I will edit this when voices get taken!!!!!
also just letting you know i am a minor and if you aren't comfortable with that do not audition.
Thanks!!!!
