Unfortunately I Need To Be Put Down Immediately

bread, they could never make me hate you baby

the only way im getting fucked rn is emotionally

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

there is something so humiliating about having wants and needs. someone should look into this.

hey there!

always been too scared and unprepared to let anybody get too close to me

welcome to my forest! my name is azeron/zero! not too sure what i'll be posting about yet. if you like the vibes feel free to stay. i enjoy the company!

this is a safe space!

check out my intro and boundaries before interacting! then feel free to interact! :)

links: intro!

but when I met you, right away, i knew you would never, ever, ever hurt me

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

sorry, I didn’t mean to wake up again today

babe you haven't stalked my blog in a while do you not like me anymore?