I Love Using "by The Way" As A Segue Into Topics That Are Completely Unrelated To The Matters At Hand.

i just wish it was easier. like. in general

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

a hot makeout session with lots of touching would fix me I think

DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.

ART WILL ALWAYS BE FOR THE WORKING CLASS.

i miss him. he doesnt understand how attached i am to him

*my hands are braced against the side of a building as I'm getting patted down by cops* Oh that? That's my pocket paprika. For my emergency hard-boiled egg. You know, an emergency hard-boiled egg? It's like Paddington's marmalade sandwich except it's an egg. It's in the other pock--yeah, there it is.