Lore Dropping Is Kinda Crazy Because Sometimes When I’m Mid Conversation I Realize That Actually Did

bitches can never like a character a normal amount

they always have to devote themselves to the character or try to become the character

there is no inbetween

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

I just wanna rot away and dissolve into nothing.

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

thought a little too hard about it and now i have tears in my eyes and i feel physically ill

how am I so easy to abandon?

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

school is starting up again soon!

that means the dread is coming back!

hrughfh

i now pronouns you they and them

slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems