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im going through that phase, yknow the one, where im super into various mythologies and literally have shelves just full of myths and legends

do they know when I called them "buddy" I meant it romantically

I will give you hypohemoemia no I will not elaborate

Me at my cat after he scratches me: you can be kind. You can turn your life around whenever you want, Greebo

What's the difference

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

Hey uh @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses have you maybe thought ur just jealous of the secretary birds eyelashes

why are birds so cursed

This blog is solely to help me remember funny things I encountered but wtf does this mean

My brothers just had an argument over if our mum is a vegatable

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

I was trying to explain to my mum that I want to be cremated and made into a reef when I die and she just said "you won't die" with such surety and determination and I was like "oh alright then I guess not"

I just looked through my blog and idk what was wrong with me back then I apologize

Johnathan Groff's legacy is gonna be a close up of him spitting a lot as the king

Remember those "I don't have 2020 vision" memes

Like they were funny as hell a few years ago but like man we really couldnt have predicted this year huh

Our 20's may not be roaring but they're certainly doing something huh

i KNEW what the link was and i still pressed it out of some deep rooted fear

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

Mi papá es el puerto

Watch me whip Now watch me pass out

My brothers just had an argument over if our mum is a vegatable

*places down 1 and jokes*"uno" *places down 0*"fuckyou-no"

Guys people always complain about how monopoly tears families apart but have you played uno? It slowly makes people hate each other and I swear to god There’s so much yelling “I hate you all!” “I choose red” “we are on red” “I choose green ” “but I don’t have green” “red” “seriously?” “I don’t have red ” “I choose green” “FUCK”

Guys people always complain about how monopoly tears families apart but have you played uno? It slowly makes people hate each other and I swear to god There’s so much yelling “I hate you all!” “I choose red” “we are on red” “I choose green ” “but I don’t have green” “red” “seriously?” “I don’t have red ” “I choose green” “FUCK”