I Cannot Believe That ALLY BEARDSLEY, Of All People, Have Not Seen The Egg Tube. Sacrilegious

"In hindsight letting myself get involved with a vampire had probably been a bad idea, but the little guy had such a way with words it was hard not to find that pretty mouth of his persuasive."

— Noir detective / Vampire AU

en la selva azul buscame

Plague Doctor flirting

[Webtoon]

this!! this was the first thing i thought of when penny said that nobody needs a rogue.

riz, trying to be the Best Investigator because even if they don’t need a rogue they sure as hell need that. riz, who cares about people so much he will tear his hands apart to get to them, but still sees his value in being useful above else

penny who strives for the best and achieves the most because nobody really needs a rogue and riz who works hard to make himself useful so his friends won't leave

a couple of bestiesss

ah, the strains of a sea shanty drifting into my garden while everyone is isolated in lockdown. it’s quite lovely to just sit and bask for a while

i would marry myrtle and bob in a heartbeat if i could

the seven + arthur aguefort going to the library simply has the most chaotic energy and i’m absolutely thrilled

i wish emily axford was on the table with the seven, she’d be having the most chaotic fun with this group

just LOOK at the diarrhoea shenanigans and preston flirting and tell me that those 10 minutes wouldn’t be entirely up her (and fig’s!) alley

murph vehemently trying to make sure cody gets his due is just:

ID: a person in a dark red shirt gesturing towards the camera, saying “when will you learn that your actions have consequences?”