like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
you know that one old college situationship?
Found this in my art folder and I cant stop laughing 💀
this happened in champions trust me I was there
@linuxbian you’re so right
The incredible Hulk vol1 #359 or the time hulk (Joe fixit) bet las Vegas, a soul of a guy that I don't really care for the name and his own soul with the fucking demon, or as he introduced himself satannish, clootie, old Nick, old scratch, the serpent and a lot of other names
okay. ive explained this game to multiple people and when they ask i havent had a good answer. i probably should just replay the game to see what i missed but until i have time to do that
reblog for sample size etc etc
the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out