Asking "hey Is It Fine If I Smoke In Here" And Before You're Able To Answer I've Already Set Up A Full

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

The way I would read the shit out of this story!!

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

You draw one of your characters once and suddenly you want to draw them all....I don't have the time

[before showering] i must go to bed posthaste. nary a minute to waste! sleep awaits!

[after shower] i need to stroll through the entire museum of natural history on google streetview. this is of vital importance at 11:38pm on a worknight

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Finally decided to play my solo Stardew Valley world again. I'm going to start posting updates about the farm and world here. The farm is called Reflection Farm and I'm just going to journal about the goings here.

Anyways, its only the 5th day of spring and I already have a new friend! Her name is Circe ^_^

While she is absolutely adorable, she doesn't really like me yet....and also likes to sit in MY spot at the table! She gets a pass because she's cute but just barely.

Welp, back to farming. Those parsnips won't grow themselves and I hear the landslide in the mountains is finally cleared so I want to go check that out today.

Cyan you later!

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

I was telling my partner about how sometimes I look at my own art tag to remind myself that I, like, did that & am in fact capable of creating things, & how I love that for me & how I love that for everyone else, because they get to see the things I make.

Me: "I've just gotta get all Joel Smallishbeans about it, y'know, what Marina & the Diamonds said, 'I feel like I'm the worst, so I act like I'm the best.'"

Them: "That's definitely a Joel song."

Me: "Yeah, it really is."

Them: "You know who else I associate that song with?"

Them: "Vriska."

Me: "Oh yeah totally, it's a very Vriska song. I've actually seen quite a few po-"

Them: "Ergo Joel Smallishbeans is Vriska coded."

Me: