Real

It would Happen E-van-tually

(Just basically Pheonix and Pheoness’s reactions moving into the van that I turned into a trailer)

Pheoness was pretty pissed, after saving the world, she thought she would at least get a bigger office, but no, they get a TRAILER. She could curse out the higher ups there and then, but she didn’t want Phoenix’s precious, innocent ears to hear. Pheonix, on the other hand, seemed to be happy in their new environment though, bouncing on the couch bed like a hyperactive child “This is amazing!” He squeals “Yea, the claustrophobic shower is great too…” Pheoness scoffs sarcastically, searching around the place and mumbling to herself annoyed. She misses her old office even more. But even though all this new change clouded 50% of her thoughts, the night before took the other half of her brain. “I know that look…” Pheonix snickers “You’re thinking about that night with Reggie, weren’t you?” Pheoness sighed, taking a seat. She told him about that night but it always seemed to be brought up again. “I just don’t know, Pheonix. Something just felt…..different….the slight heaviness in his accent when he was speaking,…the way his coffee brown eyes glow in the dim light. Crap, that didn’t feel like when I talk to people normally…maybe it was just the stress of . situation..” she rambled, stopping abruptly at when Pheonix put a hand on her arm “Pheoness, Relax. Breathe. You’re gonna stress yourself out..plus, I think it’s pretty obvious.” She looks at him questionably “And if it’s so obvious, then please care to explain?” Pheonix smirks “You’re in loooooove~” He teases. It takes a few seconds for her to process before she glows scarlet. Love? LOVE?! No…it couldn’t be. She didn’t even care about anyone a few years back, there’s no way. “You’re crazy. There could be any other explanation!” She scoffs. She was incapable of feeling love, it was a fact. Everyone knew that. “Oh come onnnnnn, you always seem to notice the smallest things about him.” Pheonix urges on “Well that’s strictly cause I’m observant. Completely platonic. Plus, it’s agency rules to be in a romantic relationship with another employee.” Pheonix’s smile fades into a frustrated pout, it seems like he supported the idea, but he couldn’t argue with Agency Rules. “Hey, I know what would cheer you up. Look behind you.” Pheoness says and Phoenix’s eyes widen in joy seeing the beautiful object behind him “MINI FRIDGE?!” “MINI FRIDGE!” And they dash to the mini fridge and yap about it like chihuahuas while scarfing down all the food that wascurrently in the fridge. Even if they have to go on ANOTHER death defying mission in a few days, they might as well take the joys of their new home (And the food) While they still can)

”Oh yea I remember. That was fun.”

she chuckled

(Sorry for the late reply I’m shiny hunting rn)

Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.

He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"

@agent--shadow

”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair

I just think I got some Deja vu….

Like…of when I stole @stellar-collective ‘s Reginald and just….made him tiny

Remember that? *casually sobs*

Tiny

Definitely making an animatic of this💚

Okay! Okay IEYTD fandom we need to come together to use this audio for John Juniper!

I'm praying the link works to bring you to the op if not, please let me know so I can fix it but the video in full is below!

my friends are literally asking why I’m giggling 🤣

*On Halloween*

Roxana: I love Phoenix's costume.

Reginald: oh? What is it? I haven't seen them all day and they wouldn't tell me what they were coming as.

Roxana: *laughs* you'll love it.

Agent Phoenix: *walks in dressed as Reginald. Fake mustache and all* hello Agents! Can I offer you some tea? Perhaps a story from my time as a field agent!

”Oh? This was supposed to be for me but you can have a sip if you want.”

she says, chugging the bottle easily

Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.

He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"

@agent--shadow

”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair

ieytd Lore #4 Spotlight on The Hatchling (Pt 1)

(Warning: Mentions of blood, violence and canonical death)

Reginald said this would be a mission, but it didn’t feel like it. The blinding lights throughout the stage, the discordant melody of instruments tuning, it was all so unfamiliar but oh so beautiful. Pheoness, all dressed up in her satin tuxedo, takes a seat. Her arm runs across the soft fabric from the arm of the chair. This was Pheoness’s first time in a theater, so every sound, every sight, were new to her. Agent Pheonix was already set up backstage, attempting to find info on whatever Zoraxis activity was occurring here. Next to her was a fidgety, hyperactive Reginald. “Reginald! Calm down! Remember, we have to focus on what’s important.” She said, pointing at the Prime Minister, the man that they were trying to protect. Reginald calms down but her grip was still like iron on the chair’s arm “Yes, you’re right, agent.” He muttered and spoke in his earpiece “Pheonix? Any suspicious activity?” On the other side, Phoenix can be heard, seemingly eating something. “Nope, just setting things up backstage. And we get free donuts!” Pheoness sighs wearily, of course Pheonix’s first priority was food. After a few minutes, the lights start to dim and the curtain raises, presenting the Hollywood Actor John Juniper, which makes Reginald let out a small squeal “It’s John Juniper, IN THE FLESH!” Pheoness had to grip his arm gently to calm him “Yes, Reginald. Now breathe.” Pheoness didn’t exactly hate Juniper, but she just found him maybe just a LITTLE overrated. “Uh…guys..that mask looks weird..I think it’s boobytrapped.” Pheonix says “Well then figure it out and disable it! It’s already hard enough to control this-this toddler!” She demands shakily as she sees the mask descending onto the stage. “Reginald! The mask is dangerous!” Pheoness shakes him out of his starstruck daze. “I…I think I got it!” Pheonix exclaims. It was the last thing they heard before the mask exploded, the impact sending them back slightly. When Pheoness regains her vision, the mad and the theater is up in flames! Heavy clouds of smoke burned her eyes and lungs as the sound of screaming and audiences panicked footsteps fill the room. “Reginald..you okay…?!” She shouts and after a second, hears Reginald’s voice in the midst of all the chaos “Yea! The Prime Minister got out safe! Let’s get out of here!” Her head was pounding with pain as she hobbled away to the nearest emergency exit. But she stopped. She had to, for a noise made her. One that paralyzed her in her position.

Art since Pheoness has a kid (Who’s an adult) now

I think she’s happy about it😎👌

Thank you @crazy-valley she will take good care of them

Wait...........

How come I never realized this

IT'S REGINALD AND PHEONIX CORE

"Who lives"

"Who dies"

"Who tells your story."

2…..28….?!

She did not know that😳😳

Still, she’s still considering the tiny lighter (adult) child

Hehe

Agent Pheoness wanted me to tell you that she was thinking of signing the lighter adoption papers>:3

"Can she do that?? Like legally?? I'm 28, a full grown adult so I don't know if that's like..???"