my friends are literally asking why I’m giggling 🤣
*On Halloween*
Roxana: I love Phoenix's costume.
Reginald: oh? What is it? I haven't seen them all day and they wouldn't tell me what they were coming as.
Roxana: *laughs* you'll love it.
Agent Phoenix: *walks in dressed as Reginald. Fake mustache and all* hello Agents! Can I offer you some tea? Perhaps a story from my time as a field agent!
Yea, say hello to my new OTP. I love them with all my heart and I can’t wait to continue building their relationship And maybe some angst
Art in the center is from an art trade from @stellar-collective
(@eod-agent-13-12, this is my idea of the RP plot if that's alright with you.)
*Pheoness and Pheonix gets a card that sprays out confetti, stating the following:
The EOD is now in a prank war. Please consider this as the formal declaration you're now a target for pranks. Feel free to retaliate as you see fit.
-Regards, Agent 13-12
Pheoness wipes the confetti off her face
“Welp, time for solitary confinement till this blows over” she turns to Pheonix “PHEONIX STOP EATING THE CONFETTI!”
“Well I can’t help it if I have a craving for colorful things.” With said with a mouth full and ran out the room “I’m going to prank Reggie!”
I just think I got some Deja vu….
Like…of when I stole @stellar-collective ‘s Reginald and just….made him tiny
Remember that? *casually sobs*
Tiny
Solaris snickered as it flung the radiation towards them. Only precious seconds before the radiation crashes into the shuttle and kills them. Quickly, Agent Pheonix uses the robot arm they had control of and did exactly what Commander Solaris told them to do. He caught the barrel before it hit their shuttle. Agent Pheoness was extremely impressed with him, realizing he wasn’t gonna die as easily as she thought. “Good thinking, kid.” She chuckled, ruffling his hair. Pheonix smiled, but he notices a panel outside their shuttle and underneath the Death Engine “You think you can get that open, Pheoness?” He asks. Agent Pheoness smirks “Gladly.” She uses her telekinesis to open the panel. Inside was what could only be the energy source of the Death Engine. They destroy that, they destroy that, they destroy the whole machine. “It’s too big for my telekinesis to destroy!” Pheoness states. Pheonix looks at the radiation in the robotic hand. “What if we use the radiation to override the machine?” Pheonix asks and Pheoness replies with a scoff “That’s both stupid and reckless, anyone with a brain can can figure out that’s a bad idea..” despite her comment, she smirks “Good thing we don’t use ours. Go for it, kid.” Pheonix smirks mischievously, placing the radiation in its core.This causes the core from glowing red to a green hue as another countdown to fire the laser activates. “You idiots have ruined everything! Now all of us are gonna die!” Commander Solaris shouts as mini explosions go off near the core when the machine tries to power up. As the countdown reaches 0, the machine malfunctions, causing the whole shuttle to explode. Everything faded into darkness. The weapon was destroyed and the world was saved. Unfortunately, NO SURVIVORS REMAINED! Wait….if no survivors remained, how did Agent Pheoness wake up to the sound of ERs? Pheoness bolts upright, the memories of both what she went through and the questions of what happens now making her weakened body panic, that is, until she felt a comforting hand on her arm “Hey, Agent, calm down..you’re safe now..” She hears a familiar voice whisper. She looks beside her to see Reginald by her side. Though her body was very sore, she couldn’t help but wrap her arms around him and embrace him. “Reginald….I thought the death engine killed you!” Pheoness sighs. Reginald returns the hug, rubbing her back gently. “No…that blast only cut off communications. How are you though? When the agency’s ships found you two, there was a lot of radiation in your lungs.” “We’re fine..we’re just- Oh no…Pheonix?! Where’s Agent Pheonix?!” Handler laughed and turned her head so she could see Pheonix. He was sitting upright in his own bed next to hers. “We did one heck of a job, Pheoness..” He said, his voice a little weaker than his regular energetic self. “You guys sure did…” Reginald replied “Zor’s plans were completely foiled when you two blew up the Death Engine. Unfortunately, the Agency had to fake your deaths so Zor doesn’t know you’re alive. In the meanwhile, you can take a break from the missions while you recover. So, It was true. No survivors remained on the Death Engine incident, but that’s only what they want you to think.
“I only ask for one thing, more of the delicious confetti.” Pheonix says before Pheoness smacks him over the head
“What are you doing, you lil devil?”
“Come on, Phee-Phee, they can help! I can even tell them to get you that special ring you saw in the Fabricator’s office 😏”
She rolls her eyes, “Fine, but if I get hit in the face with a pie, I’m blaming it on you..”
(@eod-agent-13-12, this is my idea of the RP plot if that's alright with you.)
*Pheoness and Pheonix gets a card that sprays out confetti, stating the following:
The EOD is now in a prank war. Please consider this as the formal declaration you're now a target for pranks. Feel free to retaliate as you see fit.
-Regards, Agent 13-12
Pheoness wipes the confetti off her face
“Welp, time for solitary confinement till this blows over” she turns to Pheonix “PHEONIX STOP EATING THE CONFETTI!”
“Well I can’t help it if I have a craving for colorful things.” With said with a mouth full and ran out the room “I’m going to prank Reggie!”
"Boys don't cry"
He's heard those words ever since he was a little kid. The people around him always told him how he needed to be a "big boy", and big boys never cry.
He didn't cry when he scraped his knee on the slide. He didn't cry when he got his first failling grade. He didn't cry when things went badly in his life. He was sure his tear glands weren't even working at this point.
He never cries. He's a big boy. Big boys don't cry.
So why does he feel his cheeks wet when he sees you dressed in white?
Why does he feel like breaking down into tears while you make your way to the altar, smile radiant as ever and holding a big, pretty flower bouquet?
Why does he keep blinking his eyes as you approach him and link your hands with his? And why is his vision getting blurred when he realized you were soon to share the same last name?
It then dawned on him.
He wasn't a boy. He wasn't a big boy, either. He was a man.
And when the priest finally says: "You may kiss the bride" and he finally lets the tears fall freely as your mouths get closer, he realized he learned something today.
Boys don't cry, but men do.
And he was a man. Your man. And he would gladly cry in front of the whole world if it meant keeping that title.
TODOROKI SHOTO, Bakugou Katsuki, Kunigami Rensuke, REO MIKAGE (even tho he cried when Nagi left him lol), SENDOU SHUTO, Rin Itoshi, Megumi Fushiguro, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, ATSUMU MIYA, KAGEYAMA TOBIO, Oikawa Tooru, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, Kuroo Tetsuro, Ushijima Wakatoshi, KITA SHINSUKE + your favs!
I have a Sanders Side post if you wanna see it….?
@underratedorangeside
I realized I haven’t been focusing on ieytd as much as I should due to another hyper fixation I’m so sooooooo sorry. Im still on tumblr and I’m still working on all y’all’s amazing posts!
(Btw you could’ve guessed the hyperfixation was Sander Sides related…)
Happy ace week to my favorite, traumatized queen 🖤🩶🤍💜
I swear I remember being so happy in the credits that I got to listen to Reginald’s story in the credits of 3, but then ROXANNA interrupted and even though her little speech was heartwarming, I was so devastated to not hear Reggie’s story WHY DONT YOU TRUST CHICKENS ANYMORE😭
Reginald: *in the middle of a long winded story that has nothing to do with the mission*
Agent Phoenix: ...
Reginald: ...
Agent Phoenix: hey? Why'd you stop talking?
Reginald: oh... I thought I might be boring you.
Agent Phoenix: don't be silly. I love hearing your stories.
Reginald: *tearing up* you do? No one's ever said that to me before.
I’m here, what’s happening?!
Hey Roz! Anything new lately? How're the traps working so far? Still have those agents locked up somewhere?
Been cooped up in the office! Nice to receive some communication though! Yeah, traps are working wonders, we’ve got by my estimate half of the Agency’s active operatives under lock and key at the moment.
Hi! I love making ieytd art, comics and fanlore. Sander Sides Account: @underratedorangesideSelfship account: @a-sasi-selfshipper
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