*The Two Dash Out*

My random Brain thinking Random thing

I feel like everyone in the Agency has to be like SUPER fit to become an agent, so I feel like this would happen at least once

EOD employee: *makes fun of Reginald’s dad bod* Reginald: 🥺🥺 Pheonix and Pheoness spawning with every single weapon imaginable: Were you saying something about our Handler?

Cue Pheoness, Pheonix, and Reginald platonically cuddling

(Doing good! I’ve been in some more fandoms)

”Oh, hey 13-12! Long time no see!”

Pheoness says, chugging another champagne bottle

“This doofus wants me to use this.”

She holds up the mistletoe, examining it

“I’m not familiar with the tradition though. Is there really a binding spell that makes two people kiss? How does the holder trick the victim into stepping under their trap?”

Pheonix sighs

“Well, you know her. Romance is not her forte.”

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

”I’ve been at this agency longer than John Juniper has in acting. So, I think it’s better to not lie than get caught in one.”

Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.

He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"

@agent--shadow

”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair

”HINICETOMEETYOU!”

“Hey…”

They both look up in the tree, analyzing the situation

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

I swear I remember being so happy in the credits that I got to listen to Reginald’s story in the credits of 3, but then ROXANNA interrupted and even though her little speech was heartwarming, I was so devastated to not hear Reggie’s story WHY DONT YOU TRUST CHICKENS ANYMORE😭

Reginald: *in the middle of a long winded story that has nothing to do with the mission*

Agent Phoenix: ...

Reginald: ...

Agent Phoenix: hey? Why'd you stop talking?

Reginald: oh... I thought I might be boring you.

Agent Phoenix: don't be silly. I love hearing your stories.

Reginald: *tearing up* you do? No one's ever said that to me before.

ieytd Lore #4 Spotlight on The Hatchling (Pt 1)

(Warning: Mentions of blood, violence and canonical death)

Reginald said this would be a mission, but it didn’t feel like it. The blinding lights throughout the stage, the discordant melody of instruments tuning, it was all so unfamiliar but oh so beautiful. Pheoness, all dressed up in her satin tuxedo, takes a seat. Her arm runs across the soft fabric from the arm of the chair. This was Pheoness’s first time in a theater, so every sound, every sight, were new to her. Agent Pheonix was already set up backstage, attempting to find info on whatever Zoraxis activity was occurring here. Next to her was a fidgety, hyperactive Reginald. “Reginald! Calm down! Remember, we have to focus on what’s important.” She said, pointing at the Prime Minister, the man that they were trying to protect. Reginald calms down but her grip was still like iron on the chair’s arm “Yes, you’re right, agent.” He muttered and spoke in his earpiece “Pheonix? Any suspicious activity?” On the other side, Phoenix can be heard, seemingly eating something. “Nope, just setting things up backstage. And we get free donuts!” Pheoness sighs wearily, of course Pheonix’s first priority was food. After a few minutes, the lights start to dim and the curtain raises, presenting the Hollywood Actor John Juniper, which makes Reginald let out a small squeal “It’s John Juniper, IN THE FLESH!” Pheoness had to grip his arm gently to calm him “Yes, Reginald. Now breathe.” Pheoness didn’t exactly hate Juniper, but she just found him maybe just a LITTLE overrated. “Uh…guys..that mask looks weird..I think it’s boobytrapped.” Pheonix says “Well then figure it out and disable it! It’s already hard enough to control this-this toddler!” She demands shakily as she sees the mask descending onto the stage. “Reginald! The mask is dangerous!” Pheoness shakes him out of his starstruck daze. “I…I think I got it!” Pheonix exclaims. It was the last thing they heard before the mask exploded, the impact sending them back slightly. When Pheoness regains her vision, the mad and the theater is up in flames! Heavy clouds of smoke burned her eyes and lungs as the sound of screaming and audiences panicked footsteps fill the room. “Reginald..you okay…?!” She shouts and after a second, hears Reginald’s voice in the midst of all the chaos “Yea! The Prime Minister got out safe! Let’s get out of here!” Her head was pounding with pain as she hobbled away to the nearest emergency exit. But she stopped. She had to, for a noise made her. One that paralyzed her in her position.

(Sorry for this interruptions of regular ieytd posts but I feel like I have to address this)

so glad you used Asexuals as an example for this:D

Yes, it’s true Aces and other not other well known labels haven’t faced as much discrimination as gays, bisexuals or lesbians, it’s still there. I will use asexuality (Which is actually my sexuality) Asexuals, especially with growing up in this generation, have faced a constant pressure of having to be sexualized and even wikapedia has a whole article for discrimination aces people face .

I don’t know if you notice but saying things like that can really hurt people. That’s kinda like saying “I’m anti-racist!” But makes assumptions about a smaller-known race like Native Hawaiian or Alaska natives.

if you don’t support the other less well known labels, then your not an ally. Sorry!

(For all my wonderful aces that may stumble upon this. Know that you are valid and respected! 🖤🩶🤍💜)

You keep calling queer people drama queens, but is it really dramatic to be bothered by people being actively hostile to us and constantly calling us slurs? I very very genuinely don't understand what seems dramatic about that

Maybe you aren't easily bothered by things like that, which is great, you must be very confident, but please realise that constantly hearing that a harmless trait you were born with is wrong for your entire life massively impacts mental health, and as a result, sometimes physical health too. Queer people are bullied, called slurs, sometimes victims of violence and abuse for being queer, and in cases of queer people living with their families sometimes kicked out and become homeless because they came out/got outed.

From an outside perspective I can understand why some people see queer people as dramatic, but when you live this experience it's clear that's not what's happening in the vast majority of cases.

Again, real genuine question, can you please explain why you hold so much disdain for queer people? (without including slurs please)

I have nothing against gay, bi or lesbians; my family is gay.

My issue is with the bullshit labels which have been added in recent years. I have no respect for what some of you identify as and I find the majority of you dramatic and self obsessed. Reading about someone saying how strong asexuals are, for example makes me laugh - they haven't had to fight for centuries like gay people and are just whining drama queens.

Handler week day 6

GUYS…..

She’s shooting her shot

But here’s the thing

She’s still tryna convince herself what she’s feeling toward Reginald is strictly platonic cause 1, she hasn’t experienced any form of love in YEARS and 2, it’s against the agency rules and she doesn’t wanna get him fired.

(Phoenix knows though😏)

Definitely making an animatic of this💚

Okay! Okay IEYTD fandom we need to come together to use this audio for John Juniper!

I'm praying the link works to bring you to the op if not, please let me know so I can fix it but the video in full is below!

I now want to draw them and Pheoness and Reggie on a double date🥰🥰🥰🥰

@the-one-and-only-043

Drew Phoenix and their future wifey, such whimsical cutie pies, for future posts (PLEASE DM ME IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY ART I POST ABOUT YOUR PHOENIX‼️ I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE IT :33) sorry about the bg i got lazy, you can use this anywhere with credits :3

for future phoenixes, if they have cannon or oc partners, I’ll prob doodle them next to their Phoenix or smth :]