(this Is @phoenix-and-found-family Btw You Have Anon Asks Turned Off (no Judgement Here))

my friends are literally asking why I’m giggling 🤣

*On Halloween*

Roxana: I love Phoenix's costume.

Reginald: oh? What is it? I haven't seen them all day and they wouldn't tell me what they were coming as.

Roxana: *laughs* you'll love it.

Agent Phoenix: *walks in dressed as Reginald. Fake mustache and all* hello Agents! Can I offer you some tea? Perhaps a story from my time as a field agent!

*The two spawn outta nowhere*

Pheoness: Those moles were a pain. They’re luckily I don’t support animal cruelty

The flood of agents eventually die down, but only because it's migrating over to another base. One you thought was a secret, the underground base treated as if it was a bunker. The agents wreak havoc, digging through defenses like moles, adrenaline and determination fueling several alternate dimension Agent Phoenix's, along with a few other agents you are familiar with, and some you aren't. The fight is even bigger this time, a dust cloud appearing on the surface as agents scrap with all their teeth swords, lighters, some wielding grenades, others waving guns around like party streamers ready for bloodshed. The operatives are well trained, but there's at least a dozen adrenaline fueled agents swarming the place. And considering it usually only takes one to destroy whole factories and schemes, they do some serious damage.

Amongst the chaos, two agents slip through the entrance, blending into the shadows, barely a blip on the radar. They sneak through the levels of the base, and eventually manage to hack into the holding cells. No attempt to divert attention to the moles inside base work, as most operatives have had their earpieces smashed to bits in the fight. And not too many minutes later, an override appears on the computer, and a swarm starts to pour out from the bottom layer of the base, slowly rising upwards as the battle above ground raged on.

[Another instance of Roz’s voice rings across the intercom.]

“Ah, Agents, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! You may not be susceptible to moles, but did you prepare for… ACTUAL MOLES?!”

[Roz laughs maniacally, and the ground beneath the agents’ feet rumbles as giant mind-controlled battle-moles tear up the ground and begin their attack, making any attempt at fighting back difficult.]

A lil bit of seriousness

No matter who wins the White House this year. Just know that we can’t give up. No matter what happens, there are still so many things about the life we live today that make it worth living. I know yall are scared. To be honest, I’m scared too. Im in a family that are on both sides of the political spectrum and it’s so hard to figure out what’s right and wrong, real and fake. But through everything, I still have the things I love. It’s hard, I get it. But focus on the things that make you happy, anything from beautiful sunsets to your favorite book. And please please PLEASE do not make any rude comments to others about this. It is very unwanted and unappreciated. To the innocent people getting these hateful messages, block them immediately. They only want you to fight back.

It’s not the end

We will get through ✊

Together

I just realized I was spelling Phoenix wrong the entire time

HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ITS NOT SPELLED PHEONIX BUT PHOENIX

Safe and Sound in A Nutshell

Juniper: You know, I’ve never got to do a classic villain mono- Phoenix:

(Original video from Thomas Sanders)

He bursts out laughing

“Oh, that is gold, man. Shoulda caught that on camera!”

(Heyy it's me, I'm back from the dead, and I saw your rp request, you can choose the location)

[There is a sound of a window shattering and a young man with messy (this is my Phoenix) black hair swings in Tarzan style and runs through the room, a Zoraxis agent hot on his tail]

Pheonix sneaks behind the Zoraxis agent

“LOOKING FOR SOME THING BUDDY?! CATCH!” He throws a small grenade at the Zoraxis employee, fending them off

Playing ieytd for the first time IN MONTHS

I swear I know I’m gonna cry just by hearing Reggie’s voice

It feels like forever since I was I this fandom 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Can I join the movie night 🥺🥺?

Ollie did his best to disguise his shock at the invitation. He could somewhat wrap his head around Phoenix being willing to run a mission with him since they’d done it once before (albeit with Ollie having no idea) but this? He certainly wasn’t complaining, seeing as moments ago he thought he might never see Phoenix again due to their infrequent visits to Agency headquarters, he was just confused.

“Reginald’s address is technically classified, so I’ll come get you,” Phoenix was saying as they turned and continued down the hall.

“What’re we watching?”

“It’s Reginald’s choice, so probably a John Juniper flick. Ever heard of him?”

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good old impulsive Agent Phoenix lol

What do you think, tiny man?

Fineeeeeeeee. But don’t expect me to clean up you guys messes.

Can I have lil' John Juniper?

you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture

Same here😭😭😭😭

I feel guilty when I’m inactive in this fandom because I gained some mutuals from it and it’s such a small fandom that I know people will notice. And I know they won’t actually care or hold it against me. No one’s going to be mad because I hyperfixate on something else or get busy. But I’m still anxious about it

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