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would anyone like to sacrifice their agent phoenix design for a slideshow thing im doing

"Boys don't cry"

He's heard those words ever since he was a little kid. The people around him always told him how he needed to be a "big boy", and big boys never cry.

He didn't cry when he scraped his knee on the slide. He didn't cry when he got his first failling grade. He didn't cry when things went badly in his life. He was sure his tear glands weren't even working at this point.

He never cries. He's a big boy. Big boys don't cry.

So why does he feel his cheeks wet when he sees you dressed in white?

Why does he feel like breaking down into tears while you make your way to the altar, smile radiant as ever and holding a big, pretty flower bouquet?

Why does he keep blinking his eyes as you approach him and link your hands with his? And why is his vision getting blurred when he realized you were soon to share the same last name?

It then dawned on him.

He wasn't a boy. He wasn't a big boy, either. He was a man.

And when the priest finally says: "You may kiss the bride" and he finally lets the tears fall freely as your mouths get closer, he realized he learned something today.

Boys don't cry, but men do.

And he was a man. Your man. And he would gladly cry in front of the whole world if it meant keeping that title.

TODOROKI SHOTO, Bakugou Katsuki, Kunigami Rensuke, REO MIKAGE (even tho he cried when Nagi left him lol), SENDOU SHUTO, Rin Itoshi, Megumi Fushiguro, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, ATSUMU MIYA, KAGEYAMA TOBIO, Oikawa Tooru, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, Kuroo Tetsuro, Ushijima Wakatoshi, KITA SHINSUKE + your favs!

NOT THE BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN VIOLINIST!!!

You know, I’m surprised none of horde of agents have come trying set Ulanova free. I expected that to happen on her birthday when we captured her, but we’ve had her safely locked up with no incidents since initial capture.

Oh gosh, this is gonna make me emotional.

When I first started playing ieytd, I remember being SO FED UP with Reginald. Like what do you mean I don’t get a vacation?! What do you mean you can’t make an antivirus?!

It went on like that for a few missions until I got to Winter break. He said something about getting a vacation and me, being the teasing menace I am, said “Handler, if I can’t go on a vacation, we’re going on a date. You’re paying.

And then I considered first class our date without him actually being there

And that’s how I met your father, Pheonix!

Me when I started Tumblr: I’m gonna stick to one fandom

me now who is in 5 fandoms: yea that didn’t work out

I just realized this pic didn’t show the full box

dw its open, he’s just taking a nappy

Hey @stellar-collective

Remember when I stole your Reggie

he’s in a box now

No context

Just box

Hey @stellar-collective

Remember when I stole your Reggie

he’s in a box now

No context

Just box

IM SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MOTIVATION!!!

@the-one-and-only-043

Drew Phoenix and their future wifey, such whimsical cutie pies, for future posts (PLEASE DM ME IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY ART I POST ABOUT YOUR PHOENIX‼️ I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE IT :33) sorry about the bg i got lazy, you can use this anywhere with credits :3

for future phoenixes, if they have cannon or oc partners, I’ll prob doodle them next to their Phoenix or smth :]

I now want to draw them and Pheoness and Reggie on a double date🥰🥰🥰🥰

@the-one-and-only-043

Drew Phoenix and their future wifey, such whimsical cutie pies, for future posts (PLEASE DM ME IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY ART I POST ABOUT YOUR PHOENIX‼️ I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE IT :33) sorry about the bg i got lazy, you can use this anywhere with credits :3

for future phoenixes, if they have cannon or oc partners, I’ll prob doodle them next to their Phoenix or smth :]

screw kys

what happened to

Aliving yourself

Don’t kys during these troubled times, alive yourself:]

It’s not ieytd buttttttttt

I made this really cool comic since I’m starting to become obsessed with Sanders Sides. I felt, to say the least, very attached to the anxious mess and he felt very relatable due to my social anxiety, so I made a small comic of me interacting with him (I’m genuinely terrified this fandom is going to be my next hyper fixation)

I’m sorry the words are so small I thought they’d be bigger once I zoomed into the picture. Also the staples were messing some of the frames up (So if yall need a translation or just need me to read a frame I’ll be more than happy to)🥲

it’s my first paper comic so it looks pretty doo-doo

OMG THIS CAME IUT IF NOWHERE AND ASCENDED MY SOUL😱😱

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART

first victim muehehabahbhahahahah 😈😈😈 @agentpheoness

flipped the coin and got phoeness so here ya go, used @crazy-valley as a reference, muehwhehehehehehudehnssnuexundehj. Now time to find my next victim :3 mushahaha this is curing my artblock

They told me to paint a moon! How did I get this?!

First edit I’ve ever made

A lil bit of seriousness

No matter who wins the White House this year. Just know that we can’t give up. No matter what happens, there are still so many things about the life we live today that make it worth living. I know yall are scared. To be honest, I’m scared too. Im in a family that are on both sides of the political spectrum and it’s so hard to figure out what’s right and wrong, real and fake. But through everything, I still have the things I love. It’s hard, I get it. But focus on the things that make you happy, anything from beautiful sunsets to your favorite book. And please please PLEASE do not make any rude comments to others about this. It is very unwanted and unappreciated. To the innocent people getting these hateful messages, block them immediately. They only want you to fight back.

It’s not the end

We will get through ✊

Together

*Me realizing I haven’t sent a request in a while*

Aaaaagh, you’re Ollix art is so scrumptious

You think you could recreate this photo with Phoenix, Ollie and Reggie?

yeah sure lol

ATTENTION ALL SONGWRITERS AND MUSICIANS!

I am in a group that is creating a series of songs for a not well known game but most if not all of us aren't familiar with/ don't know how to create the actual music. Most of the songs just have a title, but there is one song we have created with lyrics just no music. If you know how to write music and are willing to help, inbox me or leave a comment

Here's the song with completed lyrics if you're interested:)

Spending countless hours of strategizing

finding ways even to shave a second off of my previous time

hands shaking through every action

Speeding through every level

accomplishing 100%

And what is it all for?

I regret nothing

Ieytd lore #8 (I think?) Descending into the next life Part 2

⚠️Warnings⚠️: Get out your tissues this is gonna be some heavy angst

Low power…..

LOW POWER?!

The agents’ stood there in utter disbelief and hopelessness No…no this can’t be it…Less than a minute was left. They gave it all they had…only to fail now?! Her success only a fickle illusion, she shoved her hands against her face, silently breaking down. How were they gonna find power in less than a minute. Both of them silently admitted it was safe to say it was over. They’d lost. Pheonix looked toward the briefcase…the abort button had familiar hooks. He couldn’t withhold the gasp that escaped him as it began to click….”….Pheoness…” Pheoness looked at him with teary eyes as he pointed at the power storage box and realization lit up in her eyes as well. Reginald also started to realize “No….no….Agents! You’ll fall to your deaths….! T-there’s gotta be another way…” His desperate plea ringing through their ears. The two agents looked at each other, a silent agreement as they took out one clip each. 30 seconds remaining. They had to do this. It was inevitable. The sacrifice had to be made, even if it meant death for both of them. If they’d have a choice to save themselves or the world, they’d choose the world. Every. Single. Time. “Together…?” Phoenix gently took her hand, caressing the back of her hand with the gentlest touch. For the first time ever, Pheoness saw tears run down Phoenix’s cheeks, leaving small trails down his face

“Together.”

They both plugged their clips in before pressing the abort button. It was done. No going back.

The elevator shook under their feet. There was only a few precious seconds left before it couldn’t hold them .“Well, I didn’t expect this…..” Zor sighed “I’ll be seeing you, agents. If you survive that is…” The snapping of elevator cords were audible above them. Pheoness took the earpiece she had, caressing the soft fabric of her mic. It was clear that Reginald was shocked silent from their decision. “Sorry, Reggie…” Pheoness responded, her voice grave but still full of affection. There was one thing she was dying to say, but she couldn’t do it. Not now “take care of the agency for us….” A few shaky breaths came from the other side before a small “Agents…” comes through the earpiece.

The final cord snaps and their fate is sealed

She remembers this part the most vividly. The feeling of stomach, along with her whole body, numbing. The sound of Reginald’s scream clashing with the explosions from the self destructing nuke. The only thing she would wish is to spend more time with her Reggie. She knew she’d have to part from him, though. It’s written in the contract of the agency. She hopes he’ll get over them after a while, the thought of seeing him cry killed her internally. But, other than that, she wouldn’t die any other way. The lighting of the explosions were actually kind of cool, like something from the movies. She looked at Pheonix, looking all around him in a panic. “Kid, it’s okay…” she says, causing Phoenix to look up at her. She glides over to him, taking him into a gentle embrace. “Is it really gonna be over…?” He whimpers, burying her head in his chest. She nods “But it all turns out good in the end, right? Reginald’s going to be fine without us…someday…and all of those lives will be saved from Zor’s wrath. Like super spies.” He laughs softly “We ARE super spies…” Phoenix wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her closer “….Love you, Phee-Phee.”

She tears up slightly, looking down at the agent who’s developed into her best friend and somewhat of a little brother. All of the adventures they had together, the laughs and blood and sweat and tears they shared together. But she’s glad she spent it with a family who loves her for her.

“Love you too, Pheonix….”

Those were her last words before they crashed into the Earth, departed to an infinite black void.

Until she hears sobbing

Pheoness groans softly, looking up. Nothing but debris and ashes remain of the building. That and Phoenix’s lifeless body, which the figure is kneeled in front of. No….not again.

“What are you doing here…?” Pheoness demands “W..wasn’t this how it’s supposed to end?” The figure turns around, its eyes stone cold, but obviously hiding vulnerability. “No…..he…he wasn’t supposed to die…..” “Well explain. Now.”

It sighs “Only Pheonix was supposed to be on that elevator, not you. You were supposed to be dead. TWICE! I thought even if you’re alive, you wouldn’t intervene, but no! You had to mess up everything! Now…I..I can’t revive him….I maybe able to help if….” It grabs her shoulders with an iron grip “Listen, punk. I’m going to give you one last chance. Go back in your body, and try your best to heal him. If he’s in a good enough condition, I can revive him. You better fix what you miss or else I’m making your life a living hell! You got that?” She nods, looking down at the body. His limbs were mangled and broken and his body was covered in countless injuries, but his lips were twisted upwards slightly.. he was smiling…? “Just get back in your body..I don’t want to see your face anymore…” Pheoness turned to it, nodding silently before hopping back in her own body. Before, she didn’t feel any pain, but now very much alive, every cut, wound, and broken bone felt like torture. Blood pooled and blinded one of her eyes, leaving only one to see with. Every step felt like dying all over again. But she had to carry on, she had to be strong for Phoenix. She picks him up on her back, holding back her moans of pain as she does so. Looking around, it was strangely quiet. Not like deafening silence, a peaceful kind. In the distance, about a mile from them, was a building. It wasn’t quite recognizable yet, but as they got closer, she was able to make out the shape, then the true size. It was a decently large building but it seemed to be abandoned. No window on the building was intact and no power seemed to be coming from it. Pheoness knocked on the door, just in case. No reply. After a minute, she was able to open the door that was barricaded by tons of spider webs. Not very roomy, but it’ll do. She sets him down on a nearby table. Only a few odd creaks came from it, but she was fairly certain it could hold him unlike that elevator . The bandages in her pocket were bloody, but could soak up a few more liters, so she wrapped them around his wounds. She collapsed next to him afterwards, exhaustion taking over her. “I’ll see you soon.” She whispered before slipping away from consciousness

Oh boy, what a night it’s been

Tags: @pandagobrr @wyvchard @juniperfan17

Ieytd lore #8 (I think?) Descending into the next life Part 1

(Sorry I haven’t posted in what feels like forever. I’m running on the little motivation I have left and a buncha caffeine)

Notes: This chapter is a little time skip from the last one. We’re in rising Phoenix now:0

⚠️Warnings⚠️: elevataphobia, blood, gun violence, mentions of incineration and death

Alarms are ringing throughout the building, indicating that Juniper’s plan is near its end. Pheoness can feel her friend squeeze her hand, her own trembling just the slightest bit as the elevator begins to ascend “Hey, we’re gonna be okay, kid.” She nudges him “Are you sure…? I mean if we fail this. It’s not just us that die, probably the whole agency will be under siege and-“ “Woah, woah. Calm down. Reginald doesn’t need another traumatized mess…” Pheoness puts an arm around his shoulder and ruffles its hair “We’ve stopped a laser of death while in space, while a pretty science lady was trying to kill us with radiation! I think we can handle one, annoying actor-“

As she’s about to finish her sentence, the sound of gunshots whistle through the elevator, causing small bullet holes. They could feel a halt in the elevator’s path of motion. “Agents, are you okay?!” Reginald’s voice from the earpiece exclaims, not even attempting to concede the hint of worry and panic. “We’re fine, Reggie…” Pheoness sighs, trying to loosen her muscles from their tensed position caused by the scare. “But this elevator isn’t working anymore…” Phoenix opened the elevator panel, a faulty battery leaping out of it. The electricity from the battery caused a small fire in the carpet of the elevator. “PHEONIX WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS!” Pheoness frantically steps of the flame, putting it out. “Sorry…” Phoenix sheepishly shrugs while looking at the elevator panel. “It definitely looks busted though…” Their heads jolt up as the elevator doors open, revealing the base of the nuke Zoraxis was planning to launch, along with a containment area. Muttered voices came from the entrapped center, they were oddly familiar but neither of them could put their finger on it. “Hold down the fort here…” she says, swinging off the elevator to an assortment of levers. She gripped a taser from nearby, just in case whoever was in there was dangerous. Perspiration from her palms left a small mark as she slowly pulled the lever down, opening one of the doors. After a few seconds of agonizing silence, an older woman peeks her head out of the door, fear evident on her face. It was one of the heads of state that Juniper was impersonating. She chuckled internally at the fact that Juniper had to impersonate women too, wondering how he would look in a dress…….Never mind that. She needed to stick to the tasks at hand “Go, I’ll release the other heads of state. When I do, tell them they need to get out of here.” The prime minister nodded, speaking in a heavy African accent “I will, thank you dearly, agent.” After she’s out of sight, she pulls the other three levers, letting all the other Heads of State escape. Taking one last look at the structure of the nuke, she realized Zor’s plan. Once they launched the nuke, the hot exhaust from it would incinerate the Prime Minister’s which were below it. “Disgusting.” Reginald growls “Zor is as cunning as they are evil.” Pheoness nods “Agreed.” How glad she is to foil Zor’s plan. As she was about to return to Phoenix, a loud thud made her jump and pull out her taser again, only to realize it was a power storing box. Her face dropped as she found out it was on empty. This was just what they needed if they could find power.

“PHEONESS, A LITTLE HELP HERE?!”

The amount of alarm in Pheonix’s voice sent adrenaline throughout her body, shoving the box in her arm and hopping up to the elevator. All Phoenix could do was point at the saw-blade above them that was brutally slicing through the elevator cords. “That Box…here…gimme it.” She passes him the power storing container. Using the alligator clips to connect them to similar attachments on the saw. It drained the energy from the machine till the saw was at a complete stop. “Never fail to surprise me….” Pheoness laughs, pulling back the clips in awe and connecting them to the elevator. The energy from the saw blade machine powering the elevator as it made its way up to the top floor. She peers around the elevator, tools scattered everywhere. “W..what’s all this…?” Pheoness gestures to the tools lying around “I found em. You never know when they’ll come in handy!” Phoenix responded with a smile, but it soon disappeared as they heard the voice they were oh so used to hearing.

All of the times Juniper betrayed them, attempted to trick them, to kill them. The memories linger in the back of their minds every time they hear the smooth purr of his voice and this time was no different. As they ascended higher and higher, his words became more clearer, more condescending. The two intertwined hands once again. They will face the enemy that plagued them. Together. The elevator doors open slowly, reluctant to show them the one, the only John Juniper. Standing on a metal bridge over the nuke. He hasn’t noticed them yet, his back turned as he gives his passionate speech to the millions of terrified people watching him. It wasn’t until the elevator bell dinged, that he turned around. His eyes narrowed in hatred, but also astonishment as he clutched the sacred suitcase in his hand “How did you…” He sighs, aggravated “Sorry, folks. I need to take care of something.” He suddenly pulls out a pistol from his pocket and starts shooting at them. Fortunately, they’re able to reflect most of his shots off the scattered tools from the floor. However, one pierces through Phoenix’s arm and he lets out a pained yell; blood spilling from the wound. They were in a terrible spot, only being able to deflect Juniper’s bullets “Why. Won’t. You. DIE?!” John shouts. Pheoness covered her injured friend “Don’t worry, kid. I could take another bullet for you.” She said, her voice strained from the pressure of the bullets going through whatever items she held up for protection. Even though the agonizing pain in his arm, Phoenix found something he couldn’t resist, a big, red, lever. “Kid?! What are you doing?!”

Impulsiveness getting to him, he used his TK to pull down the lever. Like clockwork, the bridge that Juniper was standing on began to separate. The unsuspecting Juniper began to teeter on the bridge lost his balance. His fingers desperately clinging onto the ledge for dear life “W-woah, Agents!” For the first time ever, his voice was cocky or arrogant, he was vulnerable. Scared. It kind of worried them despite him being their enemy “You don’t want me, you want Zor! I can tell you who Zor is! It’s-“ The only voice that’s scarier than Juniper’s becomes audible. Zor’s. “Is the cowardly actor trying to save his skin?” Juniper’s voice converted to its normal, annoying tone “Hah! What’re you gonna do to me?! I’m the one running things now!” Zor chuckles eerily, their voice a malicious tone “Mr, Juniper. You were never running the show. Fabricator? If you will…?” The Fabricator walks onto the ledge Juniper was standing on with a remote in hand. Her gentle, motherly smile Pheoness saw in the wine cellar completely replaced with a heartless smirk. “Bye, bye John.” With a push of a button, Fabricator uses his precious mimic mask against him, giving him a series of electric shocks. Junipers body tenses up as he screams in agony. His fingers finally slipped off the edge, making him plummet to the ground. The agents look with wide eyes as Fabricator turns her head in their direction, her eyes landing on Pheoness “Good luck, darling.” She said in a sweet tone before she exited the building. Pheoness really wanted to believe she was being genuine. But that look on her face said otherwise. Her thoughts were broken by Reginald “Agents! The briefcase!” And there it was. The briefcase that Juniper protected with his life, now lied on the platform without a carrier. Phoenix obtained it with his TK. When opened, a series of puzzles were inside, and a timer that was ticking down. 10 minutes till the nuke was launched “Phee-Phee…I..only have one working arm left..you have to do it…” Her eyes widened as she looks at the first puzzle, inspecting it carefully. After a second, she twists it to make a Z shape…one puzzle done, 2 more to go. The next one was harder, she had to hit the right series of buttons. All sounds were muffled, even the voice of the agent next to her. The only thing she could hear was the throbbing in her head, the sound of her shaky breaths, and every beep that signaled she was another second close from the end. 6 minutes…she pushed every button, each lighting up a certain set of lights, her hands shaking with every press. 5 minutes… “Pheoness, 8 o clock and 1 o clock!” She hears throughout the cluttered mess of her mind. She presses the button positioned at 8 o clock and 1 o clock, lighting up all the lights and successfully completing the second puzzle. One last puzzle Pheoness…you can do this….3 minutes left. In this last puzzle she had to slide a dial through every light without repetition. 2 minutes….the adrenaline was so intense it made her feel dizzy. Sliding the dial left, right, up, down. Every move could de ide the fate of the world. She had to do this. Everyone was relying on it. Just. Keep. Moving.

“YES!”

She was able to solve the last puzzle with a minute remaining. The big red abort button like an oasis in a desert of pain and death. Her ears start to take in the other sounds, one being the sound of Reginald’s delighted laughs “You did it, Agents!” Her breathing starts to stabilize, looking at Phoenix, who had an overjoyed look on his exhausted face. He holds his finger out, just brushing against the button. “Together?”

Pheoness nods “Together.”

And they both press the button, relieved that this could finally end.

…….but no end came

Tags: @pandagobrr @wyvchard

F/O Take-Over Ask-Game ~ Rainbow Theme

(A rainbow themed ask-game was the first ask-game I ever made! So, I thought it’d be fun to revisit the idea!)

💋 [KISS] ~ What’s your favorite love language to practice towards S/I? What about your favorite to receive?

🎈 [BALLOON] ~ Do you ever like to surprise S/I?

💄 [LIPSTICK] ~ What’s your favorite outfit of S/I’s that they’ve worn?

🍑 [PEACH] ~ If you had to describe S/I with a flavor, which would you pick?

🧶 [YARN] ~ What’s your favorite activity to do with S/I?

🍯 [HONEY] ~ What’s your favorite nickname/petname to give S/I? How about your favorite nickname/petname that they call you?

🌕 [FULL MOON] ~ What aspect of S/I stands out to you the most?

🧈 [BUTTER] ~ Do you ever tease/flirt with S/I? If so, how do ya do it, and how well does it usually work?

✨ [STARS] ~ What does your nighttime routine with S/I look like?

🦠 [VIRUS] ~ How do you care for S/I when they’re sick?

📗 [BOOK] ~ What’s your favorite random fun-fact that you know about S/I?

🫂 [HUG] ~ How do you hug S/I, if you’re the type to give hugs at all?

🪼 [JELLYFISH] ~ If you had to pick an animal that represented S/I, which one would you pick?

🦄 [UNICORN] ~ What is something that you still wonder about when it comes to S/I?

It’s F/Otember guys!

If you don’t know what this is, here you go!

I would be doing this on my F/O account but my F/O is in ieytd sooooooooooo

Have fun while Reggie controls my account and feel free to ask him stuff💛

Trust me I think he’s very excited to yap about Pheoness 😑😑

my friends are literally asking why I’m giggling 🤣

*On Halloween*

Roxana: I love Phoenix's costume.

Reginald: oh? What is it? I haven't seen them all day and they wouldn't tell me what they were coming as.

Roxana: *laughs* you'll love it.

Agent Phoenix: *walks in dressed as Reginald. Fake mustache and all* hello Agents! Can I offer you some tea? Perhaps a story from my time as a field agent!

Guess who’s being a silly lil actor today

👉😎👈

Art since Pheoness has a kid (Who’s an adult) now

I think she’s happy about it😎👌

Thank you @crazy-valley she will take good care of them

EASYYYY

*yoinks the lighter and runs*

Hehe

Agent Pheoness wanted me to tell you that she was thinking of signing the lighter adoption papers>:3

"Can she do that?? Like legally?? I'm 28, a full grown adult so I don't know if that's like..???"

2…..28….?!

She did not know that😳😳

Still, she’s still considering the tiny lighter (adult) child

Hehe

Agent Pheoness wanted me to tell you that she was thinking of signing the lighter adoption papers>:3

"Can she do that?? Like legally?? I'm 28, a full grown adult so I don't know if that's like..???"

Affectionately smashes this in your face

Drawer get drawed (@crazy-valley)

Absolutely love their dynamic and I’m hoping to make a silly animation with them:]

Sorry guys I’m not dead🙏

I’ve been really busy during school that I e been in a state of inactivity. I will try to get more art/lore out asap:]

Oh. My. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LIGHTER PHEONIX CREAOTR MADE FANART?! OF PHEONESS?!

TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY!

🫶🖤🩶🤍💜

Fanart of @agentpheoness cause idk she's pretty and I let the impulsive thoughts win :]

No background cause it's 3am and I'm lazy