"I wonder why i can't sleep", i think to myself knowing full well i had 3 cups of iced coffee this afternoon
you're a real one for this
I was cooking on twitter today
tag game!!! i love these!!!
They ate with this!!!! (Tags under the cut)
@apieceofchicken @kijosakka @cloudofbutterflies @garnetgoose0-0 @littlesoggywaffle @mayorofdumbytown @funkyfreshcomrade @slicedseafoam @devoureroftoast @afterschoolangel + anyone who wants to
hehe saw my friend do this on twitter and I wanted to do it because I thought it was cute so thought I might try and do a little tag game thing. Don’t expect this to really go anywhere but join in if u want.
Here’s the website
No pressure tag:
@gilmorenights
L get cared about *blasts you with the infodump beam*
pros of being my friend :
i’ll make you gifts and be silly with you :33
cons of being my friend :
i’m mentally ill
i’m annoying
i can’t hold a conversation
i’m very boring and repetitive
it’s not fun to talk to me
i’ll be a parasite in your life
i’m embarrassingly stupid
i’ll overwhelm you with what i say and act weird
i’m a coward
you’ll think i’m pathetic
i’m terrified of any judgement
i’ll be overly obsessive
Guess who just wrote half their english essay the morning it was due
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
yessss
why was this literally me
tobio seems like the type of toddler to get up in the middle of the night and go to his parents room (bc he had a bad dream or just wanted water idk) and instead of crawling into their bed or waking them up, he just stands next to one of them and stares
100%
the mizusaki lovechild i fear
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
Science test time wish me luck chat
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.
They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.
Keep talking about Luigi.
larry's a real one for this shoutout to larry for reexamining and changing his beliefs
any tips on how to jerk off without it being a sin?
pray before you do it so god can watch and it cancels out
Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
agender mizuki banger hc
Day 255
^ you fr
hello aftg tumblr will you accept my humble offering
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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
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Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
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If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
So super duper insanely fucked up and disgusting that methane has 4 hydrogen atoms. Fuck you methane you stupid maidenless bitch
live laugh hozier
This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box