Regulus, To The First Years: There Are Only Three Rules In The Slytherin Tower: The Lake Is Off Limits,

okay but like a mid 2000s au with rosestarkiller as a focus would be so good

like all of them are in the scene but in different ways

barty has his hair spiked and gives himself stick and pokes in the middle of class but has perfect grades.

evan comes to school each week with a new piercing and reads anatomy books instead of paying attention in class. he also just does not talk anytime the teacher tries to call on him he justs stares till they move on. evans just the weirdo who is in some band with people he knows outside of school.

regulus is soso emo. he has angel fangs and writes poetry in his death note book. if you piss him off you are getting a full page of carefully written insults stuffed into your locker.

Regulus who let's Barty take him out on Valentine's day cause even though him and Rabastan are together he didn’t explicitly ask to be Regulus's valentine while Barty got him white roses painted red and heart shaped sour candy

god bbh, pangi and pili are the best trio ever like they are so fucking bloodthirsty and also deeply silly

they chat about how to murder everyone in the server while sipping their homemade chocolate milk

Bartylus but it's not all "Barty being annoying and Regulus being pissy"

Bartylus but Barty is the only one who can make Reg giggle after Sirius ran away

Bartylus but Regulus is the one to stroke Barty's hair and tell him it'll be okay after his mom dies

Bartylus but Barty is the only person Regulus lets be clingy and overly touchy to him

Bartylus but Regulus is the only person Barty trusts with his deepest darkest fears

Bartylus, man

Barty: Chill bro, he's dating both of us. You're my boyfriend in law.

James: whAT

I feel like a large part of the dynamic between Evan Regulus and Barty is how out of pocket and codependent they are, but like in such a chaotic and silly way sometimes. Like for example, Evan and Barty operate on the ‘favorite system’ which is pretty much like treating your mom as base in tag but regulus is the mother in this situation. Like when they get in a squabble or are just being stupid they run around regulus like he’s base and regulus could not be bothered at all. But the ‘favorite’ thing comes in because depending on the day, regulus is much more willing to let one of them slide than the other solely because it’s funny to watch the one not being favored get upset about it. There’s no rhyme or reason to who he picks as his ‘favorite’ that day and they can’t bribe him to change his mind, it’s just a fact of their life that some days Evan can get away with murder and get head pats instead of a talking to or an eye roll no matter what he does while other days it’s Barty that gets the privilege. It’s custom that whoever realizes they’re the favorite is an absolute menace about it the rest of the day. They rub it in the loser’s face in any way they can, and the loser usually just pouts about it because it doesn’t matter and they’ll get a turn later. It’s completely for shits and giggles and doesn’t actually influence any of the threes’ opinions on each other or moods at all, it’s literally just juvenile fun that they take seriously for the bit.

Tr!Pangi saying - "That rush of adrenaline when I killed was so thrilling. I'm starting to miss it. But I can't just kill anyone on the street you know, it has to be well thought out like Dexter. Slow and well thought out"

"I can't just keep killing them for no reason. That's when you get greedy. I want that rush and excitement back. If I just kill anybody, it won't be as meaningful. They have to sin first before I sin back"

Hiiiii!! I’m new to tumblr, but seeing as the Fairy Tail fandom (specially Nalu 🤭) is quite active here, I wanted to post some of my fanart, hope y’all like it!!

Pangi: Hey honey, I'm back.

Pili: Did you just call me-...? Are you talking to me??

Pangi: No- No! I was talking to BadBoyHalo's cat!

Pili: Hello?! I had like a legit jumpscare, like a shiver down my spine...

idk if its bc pilis been sick or because pangis been up till like 2 am so often lately but pangili have gotten incredibly soft. pili breathes and pangis like oh yeah no worries sorry hang on let me do that for you ill just make this whole farm and also do this and dont worry its gonna be okay youre gonna be okay