Bartylus - Blog Posts

There is nothing better than being a multishipper

Moonwater always pretending and denying that Barty isn't their third, like they don't dominate the hell out of him in bed every other night, like Barty doesn't sit between them in the great hall, like Barty isn't asleep between them while Regulus and Remus read late into the night, like half the time Barty isn't sat in Regulus' lap during their classes.

It's a soft, toxic relationship because they never deny Barty affection (have kissed him in front of multiple people) they just deny that they are in a relationship with him.

This feels cannon

Like Moonwater definitely adopted Percy at some point

Prongsfoot having the twins, Minerva would wait until the last second to send them their Hogwarts letters because she is not ready for the extra chaos they would be if they were raised by them.

I love the thought of Wolfbuck having Oliver like yes he was definitely raised by someone who is willing to fuel the level of insane obsession that he has for Quiditch and the amont of passion he has for the sport. But also someone who can give him everything else about his personality.

Wait, but what if Bill actually was a werewolf instead of just being scratched by one 🤔

Assigning golden trio and cursed child era characters marauders era ship parents based entirely on soul reading

Wolfstar: Ron and Bill Weasley (and Teddy obvs)

Jegulus: Albus Severus and James Sirius Potter

Bartylus: Victor Krum and Theodore Knott

Rosekiller: Pansy Parkinson

Moonwater: Colin Creevey and Percy and Charlie Weasley

Prongsfoot: Fred and George Weasley

Wolfbucks: Oliver Wood

Marylily: Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley

Pandalily: Scorpious Malfoy (and Luna obvs)

Dorlene: Cho Chang and Blaise Zabini

Marylene: Cedric Diggory and Lavender Brown

Pybill: Neville Longbottom

Lockemouse: Seamus Finnegan

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

I really wish i was good at writing, like, i have so many ideas and au’s in my head but im terrible at writing or describing things the way others can. I cant get how people are able to write and describe these emotions and feelings or characters so beautifully as they do and i just wish i was able to write like that and get my ideas out.

The greatest Bartylus variants

Barty is obviously Bobby Worst and Regulus is literally Bryce Tankthrust

Pete Davidson is literally just Barty Crouch Jr variant

I mean, like, look at this man! Barty Crouch in the flesh!

Rip Barty Crouch Jr, you would have loved screaming the lyrics to The Front Bottoms songs

Do y’all know that one bartylus one shot where it’s that Coraline au, yeah, funny story, haha…… does anyone know the title or author?

(I am so sorry i feel like half the time i only use this account to find fanfics)

As much as people want this to be jegulus, it is and always will be the perfect bartylus variants

This movie would make the perfect rosestarkiller fanfic like

Ferris Bueller: barty crouch jr

Sloan Peterson: Regulus Black

Cameron Frye: evan rosier

Ferris Bueller is my fav Barty Crouch Jr variant and i feel like this is how he should be written in ever muggle au

Could also work for jegulily but i think it fits better for rosestarkiller

This may be like, very specific, but are there any bartylus shameless fics, because like i saw a post about this, and i cant stop thinking about it

Regulus Black did not die just for people to call Draco Malfoy the prince of Slytherin

finally going to start reading atyd

barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.

and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.

they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

‘you can’t make every character gay, it’s not realistic!!’ well have you considered that im actually going for UTOPIAN

You know, regulus, James, dorcas, Marlene, Barty, Evan, lily, Mary, Remus and Sirius would have all gotten sweaters today.

But they won’t. None of them will, because sadly, they all had a meeting with a bald man with no nose, one of his club members or a random veil.

I always LOVE to imagine bartylus as that one toxic couple that would break up and get together an break up and get together again and you're their neighbour just listening to them fight all the time but also fuck every night