Insta & Tiktok: @tiny_pterodactylMy insta has drawing and tiktok has some crap edits
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Every time someone posts poly marauders and includes Peter, an angel gains its wings
So firstly, I would like to say
FUCK U UK SUPREME COURT
YOU PIECES OF ABSITE FUCKING SHIT
WTF ARE YOU DOING
For those of you who don’t know what im talking about,
So basically
you might not have heard of the UK Supreme Court decision stating that trans women are not women under the Equality act, which effectively sets the UK 50 years back in terms of queer progression. They stated that a woman is based on their biological sex, which rules out transgenderism in general.
This is a dire effect not just on trans women, but British women and queers. If you are a British citizen, please sign this petition to appeal this ruling and fight for equality, and if not, please share with others. Thank you.
And for those of you who arent British citizens,
You can still share this post
Please
Tag everyone you know
Reblog 50000 times
I don’t care
Just please
Get this to as many people as possible
Tags under the cut, of just pretty much everyonr I know , and if you weren’t tagged, you can still reblog it
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Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42… or 43
Remus: guys hear me out… young Albus Dumbledore
Mary: I hate that it’s true
James: wait… what is he really that fine?
Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*
James: HOLY MOLY!
Sirius: shiiiit… Mary your right I really do hate that it’s true
Marlene: I’d turn straight for him to be honest
Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*
when i say david bowie was a wizard and they look at me like i’m crazy 💔
James potter was always the sun, but the truth is he never was. His dream? To fly towards it, and never look back. So when he had the chance, he ignored the warnings, he ignored everyone’s advice, and soared. And the sun the was beautiful, but as he flew closer, its beauty blinded him. He didn’t notice his back felt lighter, or his body was falling away. Only until I was too late did he realise that the sun was right Infront of him. All he had to do, was make them smile.
Marauders beetlejuice au??
Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily
Beetlejuice -> Sirius
Lydia deetz -> regulus
Otho -> Peter
Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus
Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion
Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene
Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary
Shrunken head guy -> pandora
(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)
My introduction!
Hi I’m Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind 🙏
I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl
My TikTok has some crap edits so… be warned 🥀
My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43
Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*
Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?
Sirius: yeah
Regulus: your odd
Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal
Regulus: die
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42
Marlene: OH MY GOD MY MUSIC WIDGET HAS FINALLY CHANGED!
Lil: huh?
Marlene: for months the widget has been saying this one album that I haven’t listen to in well… months, and it’s finally changes
Lily: oh, HORRAY!
Marlene: it changed back.
Marlene: I HAVENT LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM IN MONTHS, WHAT THE FUCK
James: (in the corner listening in and laughing his ass off)
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 41?? I think
James: OH MY GOD WHO WANTS TO MEE PENNYWISE WITH ME?
Sirius: ME!
James: TAY
Sirius: Lor Swift
Sirius: boomshacalaka
James: I’m actually in love with you
James: Fuck, I cut my finger.
Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.
*later*
James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.
Barty, already winding up: Finally—
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
“SLUUUUUT” i yell in the mirror three times and lo and behold, james potter appears
James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help
*sound of glass shattering in the other room*
James: It doesn’t always work though.
james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!
barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up
no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"
the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut
Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me 🫶)
James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad
Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better
Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.
Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.
Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but don’t keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting
Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald
Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didn’t just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, that’s why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,
Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and that’s why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasn’t really like that, it’s his dad’s fault.
Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the “manlier stuff” (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time
Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.
We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to
Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.
Remus: Oh?
Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.
Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 40
Barty: hey are you coming to hogsmeade tomorrow?
Regulus: I’ll make sure one sec
(Half an hour later)
Barty: it has been longer than a second
Regulus: this weekend right?
Barty: yeah
Regulus: ok one sec
(2 hours later)
Barty: bitch why do you say one sec and never reply
Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39
Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there
Lily: WHAT?
Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped
actual tears running down my face
“Marlene,” Dorcas pleaded “my friends there-“
“Disgusting pieces of shit!” Marlene said, flinging around to see Dorcas’s tear stained face.
Marlene had just come from Dorcas’s dorm, a weird interaction had happened between her and Pandora and she was pissed.
“Don’t you realise how weird that is!” Marlene spat,
“I thought you knew Pandora wasn’t normal!” Dorcas chuckled a bit, trying to keep herself from crying more
“I’m sorry, I thought she just had her head in the clouds a bit!” Marlene mocked “she just told me I how I was gonna die”
Dorcas knew that she wasn’t going to be convincing Marlene to not think about it. Marlene would think about it, a lot. All the time.
“She just does that!” Dorcas tries to explained, Marlene scoffed
“She said my closest friend would betray me, killing my Family in the process! What kinda of bullshit is that” Marlene shouted,
“I’m sorry! She- she just-“ Dorcas stuttered, unable to find the words. Pandora didn’t mean to, she never meant to. Dorcas knew that, Marlene didn’t.
Dorcas knew Marlene wouldn’t understand, Marlene had in fact boasted many times that divination was a useless subject. No one could actually see into the future.
Whether that’s true or not depends on if regulus did really die at only 18. Dorcas’s friends had learned to look past there apparent deaths, but Marlene wouldn’t know how to.
“Christ Dorcas” Marlene finally said, “you know I love you but, Jesus your friends are weird”
“Everyone knows Pandora is weird!” Dorcas groaned,
“But this is a new level of weird!” Marlene sighed, “Christ, just give me some space right now while I think about the fact that I’m going to die young!” Marlene stomped off, leaving Dorcas standing in the hallway.
She was trapped, trapped in the thought that Marlene might just break up with her. She didn’t even hear the footsteps come up behind her, but then again no one hears her footsteps.
“I didn’t mean to” a small whisper said, Dorcas jumped. She snapped her head to see a ghostly figure next to her, even with the tan skin.
“I’m sorry Pandora, I know it’s not your fault” Dorcas said, slowly embracing Pandora. Turning her away and back to the dungeons.
“I really didn’t mean to, it was a mistake. I tried not to slip I really tried!” Pandora pleaded,
“Shush dear, I know it’s not your fault”
wait this just changed something in me
i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen
give barty crouch jr a tramp stamp cowards.
2 years.
It took regulus 2 years to figure out how badly he messed up.
It took regulus 2 years to tell the one boy, who finally saw who he really was, that he loved him
And it took 2 years for regulus to realised he messed up.
Regulus stood over the bowl, horcrux in hand.
In the background he could hear Kreacher telling him he had to leave.
In the background the sounds of inferni were moving towards him.
In the back off his mind was his sense of urgency, in the front was James.
It was always James, James potter. The love of his life, off dating Lily Evan’s the girl he liked forever.
They were always going to end up together, they were destined for eachother.
Regulus knew that when he started dating James but he wanted the potter all to himself and he destroyed it
James wanted regulus all to himself but from the very start regulus had stated that his family was always his priority.
The black family? Why would that be his priority, it wasn’t truly. He was just scared.
So now, 2 years later regulus is standing in the cave, handing the horcrux to Kreacher and screaming at him to leave
Now, 2 years later, regulus is screaming for James, trying to claw his body away from the hands of the inferni.
And now 2 years later, he feels a familiar warmth grab onto his hand and pull.
2 years later he’s in the arms of James again, but at what cost?
i need more sybill and peter i love them together sm, theres so much potential pleaaaasse
The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless