Wait This Just Changed Something In Me

James: People would rather top a twink than stop and think

Peter: Look in the mirror

AO3: goes down

the entire community:

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe

Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees

Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers

Remus: I hate you

James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription

Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision

Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

I do love grumpy Regulus who hates James on sight. He holds a petty, childhood grudge against him because he blames him for everything from Sirius's sorting to Sirius's leaving.

I also love Regulus who sees James and is immediately down bad. He looks at him, "Raw. Next Question." Regulus, who thinks all of his problems could be solved by getting dicked down by this man. (He is correct)

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!

barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!