I Do Love Grumpy Regulus Who Hates James On Sight. He Holds A Petty, Childhood Grudge Against Him Because

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 38

Pandora: my brother just called me a stupid head

Barty: your are a stupid head though

Pandora: no you are

Barty: D: why would you say that!

Pandora: because you are

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

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James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.

After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.

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Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.

Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.

“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.

Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.

Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.

Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.

“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair

“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes

“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,

“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy

“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”

“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,

“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”

“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”

“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.

“We’ve done it before!”

“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”

“You like me?” Barty whispered

“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back

“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33

Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches

Sirius: is there a roach out there?

Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there

Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water

Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life

Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist

Headcannon that James was the biggest hater ever. He and peter were mad shit talkers and soon Remus joined that club. Sirius did not join the club but he did listen in on many meetings (he hated privately unless it was his snape). So imagine the marauders all in there dorm, Remus studying on the floor, Peter sitting on his bed, James hanging upside down off his bed and Sirius kicking his feet next to Remus hating on anyone that pissed them off that day. James may seem nice on the outside but deep down he was a hater and his friends found it hilarious that some people he “liked” he actually “disliked” as he states, because he does not hate people he just dislikes there actions.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out