Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.
Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.
“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.
Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.
Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.
Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.
“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair
“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes
“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,
“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy
“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”
“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,
“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”
“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”
“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.
“We’ve done it before!”
“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”
“You like me?” Barty whispered
“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back
“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”
James: Fuck, I cut my finger.
Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.
*later*
James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.
Barty, already winding up: Finally—
don't worry darling, open ao3, men bottoming there...
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4
James: are you having family issues?
Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16
James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!
Sirius: that’s not creepy!
James: yeah!
Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way
Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)
Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet
James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?
Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT
James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?
Remus: different parts of the pig
James: oh there all the same pig
James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences
Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier
Sirius: … what!?
Remus: legs have a larger salt count
Peter: ye
Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg
James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass
Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life
the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15
Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual
Peter: both
Sirius: I’m not French though
Peter: not yet
Sirius: huh
wait this just changed something in me
I ship Ronance and Jancy the same way I ship Jily and Jegulus.
I think both pairings are cute but I would go out of my way to read a Ronance/Jegulus fic where as if a fic I’m reading has jancy or jily, I’ll be like “awe cute” and move on. I love them both and their love can coexist in my brain for all I care
Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 40
Barty: hey are you coming to hogsmeade tomorrow?
Regulus: I’ll make sure one sec
(Half an hour later)
Barty: it has been longer than a second
Regulus: this weekend right?
Barty: yeah
Regulus: ok one sec
(2 hours later)
Barty: bitch why do you say one sec and never reply
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