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2 months ago

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)

Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet

James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?

Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT

James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?

Remus: different parts of the pig

James: oh there all the same pig

James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences

Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier

Sirius: … what!?

Remus: legs have a larger salt count

Peter: ye

Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg

James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass

Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life


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