I Ship Ronance And Jancy The Same Way I Ship Jily And Jegulus.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour

I think what I love about gilderat is how complex it could be. Imagine the marauders, absolutely despising gilderoy for how stuck up and stubborn he is (not Like there any different). But then there was Peter, less stuck up and stubborn than the other marauders and also absolutely obsessed with gilderoy. He never expressed these feeling to anyone and he was good at hiding it, until gilderoy was moved into Peter’s class because of reasons he was paying attention to. Slughorn paired gilderoy with Peter claiming “you will do better with him rather than mucking around with all your dumb friends,” so Peter reluctantly agreed.

Over the next year Peter would absolutely despise gilderoy for being smarter than him and absolutely despise how attractive he was. So when it was late and they were Together in the potions classroom, Peter was very ready to go back to his dorm and sleep. That was until gilderoy practically pounced on Peter, there lips interlocking and Peter didn’t complain. Instead gilderoys hand pulled frantically at Peter’s hair and Peter pulling on gilderoys waistint, wanting him closer.

And they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. But they never dated, atleast that was gilderoy said, and yes there was the whole cologne thing, Peter would ask but never get an answer. And yes Peter also asked why they couldn’t date, because he loved the sneaking around in broom closets and empty classroom, once even in the dorms at a gryffindor party. But gilderoy would play it into the fact that he was “straight”

So they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. That was until Peter had enough, he confessed how he actually felt about gilderoy and gilderoy never spoke to him again. James knew soemthing was wrong with Peter so that how the secret “got out” only to James of course and he never even made fun of Peter for it.

Gilderoy however, did like Peter. He was just scared that Peter was lying to him. Peter pettigrew the weird kid that was roped into the “popular crowd”, he must be secretly and arsehole waiting to put gilderoy to the entire school, or just using him for to get off.

In a letter sent to Peter after they graduated, it included the name of a perfume and an apology. Peter knew who it was from immediately, but he never accepted the apology

i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 41?? I think

James: OH MY GOD WHO WANTS TO MEE PENNYWISE WITH ME?

Sirius: ME!

James: TAY

Sirius: Lor Swift

Sirius: boomshacalaka

James: I’m actually in love with you

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9

James: that’s gay!

Sirius: I’m not gay

James: are too.

Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 37

James: I’m watching insidious with my dad, if I’m scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why

Peter: I won’t

James: you… wont know why?

Peter: no

Remus: did you listen?

Peter: I did

James: I fear your not good at context clues

Peter: wtf is insidious

James: a horror movie, Which is why I said “if I’m to scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why”, If it was a comedy why would I be scared

Peter: Bc you would have watched a horror Movie?

Sirius: if the comedy was bad it would scares u

James: Yeah when the joke is bad I start screaming because it’s horrifying, This is why I can’t go to comdey shows guys

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…