Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 37
James: I’m watching insidious with my dad, if I’m scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why
Peter: I won’t
James: you… wont know why?
Peter: no
Remus: did you listen?
Peter: I did
James: I fear your not good at context clues
Peter: wtf is insidious
James: a horror movie, Which is why I said “if I’m to scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why”, If it was a comedy why would I be scared
Peter: Bc you would have watched a horror Movie?
Sirius: if the comedy was bad it would scares u
James: Yeah when the joke is bad I start screaming because it’s horrifying, This is why I can’t go to comdey shows guys
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22
Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!
Evan: what the fuck
Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.
*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*
Barty: whew, that was scary
Evan: yup
*places silencing charm back on them*
(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)
let me finish this chapter first
James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.
After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15
Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual
Peter: both
Sirius: I’m not French though
Peter: not yet
Sirius: huh
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33
Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches
Sirius: is there a roach out there?
Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there
Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water
Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life
Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist
what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds
i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20
Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out
Barty: what’s the note?
Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?
Barty: yep, without around and find out
James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help
*sound of glass shattering in the other room*
James: It doesn’t always work though.
I need everyone to know that Sybill Trelawney is a descendant of somebody named Cassandra canonically and the only reason why she got an interview with Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts is because he knew this.
Nobody believed that Sybill had the second sight and Dumbledore was going to scrap divinations after Hogwarts all together (because being a seer is extremely rare) but Sybill asked if she could work there and he gave her an interview only because he knew about Cassandra and it was during that interview that she gave the prophecy of the chosen one. She was then offered to job at Hogwarts as protection.
Now to my knowledge it's never stated if Cassandra was the Cassandra of Troy but considering how Sybill is treated exactly like she is i'll say it's possible and what i'm going with personally
All this to say imma need y'all to start giving Sybill Trelawney the attention and respect she deserves (and start editing her to Cassandra by Taylor Swift)
Insta & Tiktok: @tiny_pterodactylMy insta has drawing and tiktok has some crap edits
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