Let Me Finish This Chapter First

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES POTTER YOU ARE SO LOVED BY ME

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.

Moony toast as clay!!!! I had a mars bar too but I gave it to a friend!

I play “you’re losing me” three times Infront of a mirror until he appears behind me. James potter.

James: my mum is mad at me

Sirius: what did you do?

James: I can’t remember, it’s been forty five minutes and she’s still muttering to herself in the kitchen

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6

Effie: does you milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

James: I sure hope not I’d report them for trespassing