Moony Toast As Clay!!!! I Had A Mars Bar Too But I Gave It To A Friend!

give barty crouch jr a tramp stamp cowards.

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Lily: I’d walk past you and hope you get Stepped on.

James: *starts tearing up*

Sirius: *senses soemthing is wrong, starts bolting to the common room crashing through many walls and floors*

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAMES!

Sirius: I would still love you if you were a worm! Infact I would give you a little home with other worm friends and feed you

Lily: you’d make him compost?

Sirius and James pureblood mindset: what is compost?

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

AO3: goes down

the entire community:

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.