James: Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

“Slut era” except I’m crying about how buckbeak got a trail and Sirius black didn’t

give barty crouch jr a tramp stamp cowards.

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

James: my mum is mad at me

Sirius: what did you do?

James: I can’t remember, it’s been forty five minutes and she’s still muttering to herself in the kitchen

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

james and regulus