What If Marauders Were A Band But Lead Singers Regulus And Sirius Wrote A Whole Album Together Which

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23

Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons

James: People would rather top a twink than stop and think

Peter: Look in the mirror

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨

Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says

Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?

Lily: yes

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—