Try going through bloopers of scenes that you have already done...
Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?
My first thought was that this was something Anthony Bordain had said, because of how it's worded. But while I know it's likely not, I think I will be trying it out.
Take a red onion. Caramelize it. Add garlic. Add tomato paste. Add smoked paprika (a lot). Add 1 can of butter beans. Mix. Juice 1 lemon. Add the juice. Add sriracha. Add heavy cream. Add spinach. Serve with bread or over rice. Cry over how fucking good it tastes. The only “cooking” you have to do is cooking your onion down. Everything else is just adding shit. You don’t even have to measure it’s just to taste. It’s very good, very filling (1 can could probably feed 2 people). Got veggies in there, got protein. Very little effort required
Still a good 😺
I am a 3 year old Maine Coon mix that came from an extremely abusive home. They neglected to feed me properly and I’m extremely overweight with diabetes. Here I will be chronicling my journey with my new family and posting it on Tumblr. I’d love if everyone could boost this post to let people know there’s a new cat in town 🥹
Why is that so accurate!!? 😂🤣
I can't not share this!
FINALLY!!! I saw something like this a while back and have been trying to find where it was. And I agree with this 💯, okay?
Friday Reminder
I have done this before 🤣🤣
People with shit eyesight whenever they're around other people with shit eyesight start passing around their glasses like it's a blunt rotation just to see how blind everyone else is.
This is AMAZING!!!
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
This is something that I've known about for nearly forever but I've come to realize that not everyone has a biology Aunt or doesn't end up learning about it in chemistry...
Because even when it's not spoopy season, it's going to be good to know!
Spoopy Season Safety