Honestly, I Doubt That Is All Of Them But They Are The Sort For Too Stupid To Live Or Up For A Darwin

Um, I feel called out...

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

This makes me giggle so much!

I definitely make spaghetti sauce extremely wrong but I'm not going to stop

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

To be honest, this helps with sewing and designing clothes. It gives a point of reference for what you want.

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

Absolutely! One of my coworkers has this, and one of my former highschool classmates has it, too. I don't think there's any other group of people that I admire more.

This one made me laugh, my sister is something of a grammar fiend!

trying to explain english to an italian

!!!!!¡¡!¡!! That takes massive talent and training!!¡!!

So that's what I heard... Being hard of hearing and not sure what you think you heard is always wild 🤣

I would love reading this!!!!

DP x DC Writing Prompt

For whatever reason, Tim hires Danny as a bodyguard/assistant (unaware of the ghost powers until later). Tim only did it for appearances but hey, Danny is actually really good at his job and understands completely that sometimes, Tim just needs to disappear for a bit and that it just happens to coincide with there being a problem in Gotham. Danny even lets Tim drink all the heavily caffeinated coffee he wants and doesn’t try to limit it like Tam tries to do (considering Danny drinks just about the same amount… (Tam tried to have an intervention, it did not work)). It’s going great…

… then Tim realizes that Danny has been bodyguarding him and secretly assisting him while Tim is out as Red Robin (how does Danny know Tim is Red Robin? Who knows). Eventually, Tim learns to accept it and you know what? Danny is a great partner to have… on the field… behind the scenes, that is definitely what Tim meant…

Then one day, while Tim is drinking the coffee Danny prepared for the both of them, he realizes where they both are and has just one question:

“When did Danny become his roommate?”

This, okay, all of this!

i don't want a career, i want to do crafts