I'm Not Just A Bitch, I'm A Bitch With A Backstory

The Fantastic Four were very much a corner stone of my childhood… so, obviously I’m gonna be very normal about this 😅

Posted on Threads by the American Red Cross. Absolutely love this!

happy birthday to me /gen

help pls (fictional men need writing)

soooo i lowk wanna post a fanfic that’s been sitting in my notes for about a year and a half, but it’s not done, and it has nothing to do w Pedro or Joel (it’s mark watney from the Martian). Should I post it? There’s ten chapters btw.

sigh

Dunno if I’m the only one with this person but I just encountered my first tumblr creep! Had the audacity to ask for my location after I specifically said I don’t dm and I only take asks bc of personal comfort!! Here they are so yall stay safe:

Not my usual work but I’m very excited for this movie

I feel like retraumatizing myself today, so here’s a little blurb I wrote

TW: Joel’s death (offscreen)

summary: you’re all alone again.

you sat at your kitchen island, fiddling with the engagement ring Joel had found on a patrol in Cody. the small clock on the cream walls ticked, filling the quiet air. Joel was supposed to be back hours ago.

“shit,, you mumbled, and looked toward the door. standing up, you grabbed your travel bag, and opened the door, only freeing before you stepped out. in front of you stood Tommy, his hand raised to knock.

“goin’ somewhere?,, he asked quietly. his eyes were reddened, and he looked exhausted and emotionally drained. you tilted your head slowly.

“where’s Joel?,, you mumbled. Tommy sighed, his breath shaky, and looked down. he looked back up at you, and shook his head slowly.

“i’m so sorry,,

you knew what he meant. but that was impossible. Joel was always the most careful on patrols. like he did five years ago taking Ellie to those goddamn fireflies, he always took the highest precautions.

“that ain’t funny, Tommy.,, you breathed. Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but you put up a hand.

“get the hell off my property,, you hissed. Tommy started saying your name, but you cut him off, slamming the door in his face. Crumbling to the ground, you hid your face in your hands, sobs racking your body. For what seemed like forever, you sat against the door, holding yourself. Eventually, you moved to you and Joel’s shared bedroom, putting on his flannel and smelling the woodsy, cologne like scent that was left on it. Joel. Your Joel. Gone.

The next morning, you woke up, your eyes cracking open after being basically glued together by tears. You thought it was just a bad dream, and reached to the other side of the bed to hug your husband.

but he wasn’t there.

dbf boyfriend! Joel (I need this man)

dbf boyfriend Joel because he’d hold you tight when you got nightmares. He’d whisper sweet nothings, saying “it’s okay, I’m here, there ain’t nothin’ tha’s gonna hurt you here.” In that soothing southern drawl, drowsiness from waking up becoming obvious through his gravelly voice

dbf boyfriend Joel because when you finally tell your parents about your relationship, he’d defend you, saying “obviously, we didn’t mean for this to happen, but we wouldn’t o’ done it if it wasn’t somethin’ real.”

dbf boyfriend Joel because when he comes home from a long day at his contracting gig, he’d find you in the kitchen and wrap his arms around your waist and kiss right behind your ear, asking you about your day when he’s bone tired and in need of a massage.

this is my first time doing something like this so pls if you have suggestions/requests/tips im all ears <333

Me seeing Pedro’s outfit for the last of us premiere

I’m sorry I hate it sm I can’t even look at it for that long💀

about me/dni!

sooo since it’s been a year and a half since my first post, I’m doing a little about me/dni!

About me:

My online alias is Calista or Cal for short. I have a dog, and I love marvel, Pedro Pascal, and TLOU. I hate bugs, and my favorite movie is probably inception.

DNI SECTION:

please interact!!!:

-marvel fans, TLOU fans, and Pedro pascal lovers

-minors can interact, bc there’s never anything on my page that’s 18+

-moots!

iffy:

-Ellabs shippers (you can state your case but I’ll be iffy about it)

-tonystrange shippers

-anyone above the age of 30! (Sorry, but I’m a young adult and would be a little iffy but yall can stay if you aren’t weird)

GTFO:

-DAVID SUPPORTERS

-HOMOPHOBES

-TRANSPHOBES

-TRUMP SUPPORTERS

-DAVID/ELLIE SHIPPERS AND JOEL/ELLIE SHIPPERS

-MARVEL, TLOU, AND PEDRO HATERS (why tf are you here in the first place????)

-WEIRDOS AND PEDOS (YOU KNOW WHO TF YOU ARE)