Finally Ended A Situationship I Should Have Ended 11 Months Ago. I’m Kind Of Elated, But Kind Of Sad.

intimate stabbing

outright obsession

confused pining

"no one knows me like you do"

lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is one of the gayest movies ever

brain dump rq

I’m sorry can we all take a moment of silence to appreciate Pedro’s outfit at the SAG awards like last year. LIKE OH MY LAWD HE IS SUCH A FINE SPECIMEN

PEDRO PASCAL ⏤ The SAG-AFTRA Foundation Conversations series with Pedro Pascal, Billy Crudup, Matthew Macfadyen, and Kieran Culkin

dbf boyfriend! Joel (I need this man)

dbf boyfriend Joel because he’d hold you tight when you got nightmares. He’d whisper sweet nothings, saying “it’s okay, I’m here, there ain’t nothin’ tha’s gonna hurt you here.” In that soothing southern drawl, drowsiness from waking up becoming obvious through his gravelly voice

dbf boyfriend Joel because when you finally tell your parents about your relationship, he’d defend you, saying “obviously, we didn’t mean for this to happen, but we wouldn’t o’ done it if it wasn’t somethin’ real.”

dbf boyfriend Joel because when he comes home from a long day at his contracting gig, he’d find you in the kitchen and wrap his arms around your waist and kiss right behind your ear, asking you about your day when he’s bone tired and in need of a massage.

this is my first time doing something like this so pls if you have suggestions/requests/tips im all ears <333

Can we talk about Pedro Pascal being cast as Reed Richards? Like- AHHH

Hes so sweet, and I’m so proud of him. He deserves the world. He actually kinda has the world- so let’s say he deserves the multiverse. Because he does.

Anyways, on another note, I had the weirdest dream last night. Basically, Pedro and I were dating (literally a clairvoyant, like-) and we got cast together in Fantastic Four and he was really cute like always, but then the other cast members just started hitting us with like, what looked like a bat when you upgrade it in TLoU1. So yay!

Have a beautiful day/night!

C.

about me/dni!

sooo since it’s been a year and a half since my first post, I’m doing a little about me/dni!

About me:

My online alias is Calista or Cal for short. I have a dog, and I love marvel, Pedro Pascal, and TLOU. I hate bugs, and my favorite movie is probably inception.

DNI SECTION:

please interact!!!:

-marvel fans, TLOU fans, and Pedro pascal lovers

-minors can interact, bc there’s never anything on my page that’s 18+

-moots!

iffy:

-Ellabs shippers (you can state your case but I’ll be iffy about it)

-tonystrange shippers

-anyone above the age of 30! (Sorry, but I’m a young adult and would be a little iffy but yall can stay if you aren’t weird)

GTFO:

-DAVID SUPPORTERS

-HOMOPHOBES

-TRANSPHOBES

-TRUMP SUPPORTERS

-DAVID/ELLIE SHIPPERS AND JOEL/ELLIE SHIPPERS

-MARVEL, TLOU, AND PEDRO HATERS (why tf are you here in the first place????)

-WEIRDOS AND PEDOS (YOU KNOW WHO TF YOU ARE)

help pls (fictional men need writing)

soooo i lowk wanna post a fanfic that’s been sitting in my notes for about a year and a half, but it’s not done, and it has nothing to do w Pedro or Joel (it’s mark watney from the Martian). Should I post it? There’s ten chapters btw.

how the fuck am I supposed to be on tumblr and not get tlou s2 spoilers???? like help I don’t want to see Abby get a fucking Joel in one

He's too cute

“Send Sarah my love.”

Craig mazin and Neil druckmann how about I send you to god.