Fiddling With My Computer, I Have The Side Torn Out So I Can Mess With The Graphics Cards. I Don't Play

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.

As an ex-cult leader I think I was pretty good at it.

I need to be horizontal.

they should make versions of the EXP candies that are meant for humans to eat. like rock candies or gummies

Those exist! They are called 'candy'!

😓

Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

I am taking a break from my mental health to focus on my career.

Jean Delville (1867-1953) - La justice d’autrefois, 1907-1914

My legacy is being the sinnoh police departments white wailord for ten years. Nothing else

Shocked you overlooked Dean's. That has a name in it.

I love hole :/