I Don't Understand People's Surprise When They Find Out I Am Stronger Than I Appear. I Work With Machines,

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

Why are you making a cake.

My ass does NOT know how to make a cake

I love hole :/

My spirit soars where the air goes thin.

Really craving some yakisoba right now. Settling for water and chips.

Can I pack a small cardboard box and put a plant and desk lamp in it.

i'm the boss i'm in charge

Come get your rabies shot.