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Black Hole Friday Deals!

Get these deals before they are sucked into a black hole and gone forever! This “Black Hole Friday,” we have some cosmic savings that are sure to be out of this world.

Your classic black holes — the ultimate storage solution.

Galactic 5-for-1 special! Learn more about Stephan’s Quintet.

Limited-time offer game DLC! Try your hand at the Roman Space Observer Video Game, Black Hole edition, available this weekend only.

Standard candles: Exploding stars that are reliably bright. Multi-functional — can be used to measure distances in space!

Feed the black hole in your stomach. Spaghettification’s on the menu.

Act quickly before the stars in this widow system are gone!

Add some planets to your solar system! Grab our Exoplanet Bundle.

Get ready to ride this (gravitational) wave before this Black Hole Merger ends!

Be the center of attention in this stylish accretion disk skirt. Made of 100% recycled cosmic material.

Should you ever travel to a black hole? No. But if you do, here’s a free guide to make your trip as safe* as possible. *Note: black holes are never safe. 

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I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

I need to be horizontal.

You.

Stop posting space content that's my thing

- Cyrus

old fucking man

the Satellite Cluster in the Rosette Nebula

NGC 2244

Can I pack a small cardboard box and put a plant and desk lamp in it.

i'm the boss i'm in charge

I wish I could dress how I wanted to twenty years ago.

“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Reals gods require blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wooden-folks)

I wish I lived in Unova just so I could buy dangerous fireworks.