Akagispear - CYRUS

sorry boss i can’t come in to work i have lavender town syndrome

"I don't care if you don't, and I don't feel if you don't "

He's not really a martyr, more an astronaut.

Rotom is in my TV and won't get out.

I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

I don't like looking into mirrors anymore. It looks like there's something on the other side.

What are you even talking about

you're telling me your package came in the male?

i hope you turn into a worm

Wishes don't always come true, sorry to disappoint.

I was making conversation.

My ass does NOT know how to make a cake