Sorry Boss I Can’t Come In To Work I Have Lavender Town Syndrome

need to be ripped apart and left like that for a few days i think

I will do anything as long as I get something very cool out of it.

I am taking a break from my mental health to focus on my career.

I need jjapaguri right now or I think something will be horribly wrong.

Emotionally or mentally?

I need to be horizontal.

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

not now kitten daddy is spiraling.

Kill everyone

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about