I Need Jjapaguri Right Now Or I Think Something Will Be Horribly Wrong.

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

What are you even talking about

you're telling me your package came in the male?

Cyrus / Akagi Roleplay Account

Notes: Post events of platinum. Spent ten years in the distortion world. Autistic. Stealth transman. Graduated college prior to Team Galactic, currently works at a library.

Rules: NSFW is present (no lewd). Mostly will be things he says or occasional violence.

Written by Vince, I am 18+ and can get busy now and then with work and college. Art is my own. Any questions: DM me. I don't get mad at DMs!

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“Eat it, she says. It’s knowledge. From dead cultures. It’s also blood.”

— Alice Notley, from ‘Songs and Stories of the Ghouls’

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

“I wanted to forget the past, but it refused to forget me; it waited for sleep, then cornered me.”

— Margaret Atwood, “Lady Oracle”

Put that guy into interval notation.

Spontaneous combustion. Try it sometime.

Can I pack a small cardboard box and put a plant and desk lamp in it.

i'm the boss i'm in charge