Spontaneous Combustion. Try It Sometime.

Fiddling with my computer, I have the side torn out so I can mess with the graphics cards. I don't play many video games but I play enough that I need to consolidate.

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

He's not really a martyr, more an astronaut.

Can geometry simulate emotions?

I will do anything as long as I get something very cool out of it.

Emotionally or mentally?

I need to be horizontal.

not now kitten daddy is spiraling.

The dick-sucking instinct keeps coming back up in my head now and again, mostly when talking to specific people.